Kyle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well, I hate writing about myself, so I'll be brief.
My name is Kyle, I love cars, music, and movies. I can be a bit cynical sometimes (understatement lol), and I have a bad habit of thinking out loud. I have an oral fixation, which can be either good or bad, depending on how you look at it. I believe in past lives, reincarnation, and all of that other spiritual nonsense. I swear like a sailor, and I could give a fuck less what anybody thinks about it. I hate school, so I'm not going right now, but I'll be going back in the spring.
Yeah. Thats about it.
Some things I like:
- Cars - I've owned six in the past three years, but I'm currently down to just one: My '89 240SX coupe. I - Music - 3 favorite bands are 311, the Misfits, and Iron Maiden.
- Movies (mostly comedy and horror).
- Videogames
- Gummi Bears. Seriously. When I have Gummi Bears, I am one happy guy.
- Sleeping.
- I LOVE driving. Especially on twisty roads. So much fun.
Some things I can't stand:
- Girls that are sluts, whores, whatever you wanna call it.
- Stuck up motherfuckers that think they're better than me for no good reason.
- Cheaters
- Backstabbers.
- School. Haven't liked it since the 6th grade. Its a complete waste of time.
- People that can't drive decently. I mean, c'mon, it's a very simple fucking thing, yet so many people completely suck at it.
- Stupidity.
- People that use the term "the homie". Most. Retarded. Thing. Ever.
- Fall Out Boy.
- Tom Goes To The Mayor.
- When people who have no fucking clue what the hell they're talking about argue with me about things that I know alot about. Fuck, that pisses me off to no end.
Well, now that I've made myself look like a complete asshole... Have a nice day.
(^_^)

My Interests

Cars (muscle cars, hot rods, and those fun little RWD japanese cars of the 70's and 80's), music (punk, metal, and psychobilly), video games, movies (comedy, horror, action, suspense), the WRC, and MMA (Ultimate Fighting Championship, Pride FC, etc).

I'd like to meet:

Here? On Myspace? Nobody, really... I'm only here to waste time on the forums and groups. I don't really need anymore friends than I already have. ::shrugs::

Music:

I like lots of punk, psychobilly, metal, ska, and a small amount of rap and 90's alternative. Oh, and I can't stand bands like Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. How anybody can enjoy that shit, I don't know.

Movies:

Comedy, Action, Suspense, and Horror. Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Spawn (animated and live-action), the Punisher (the old one with Dolph Lundgren and the new one), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, anything by Mel Brooks (Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, etc.), the Transporter, anything with Jackie Chan or Jet Li, Underworld, Kevin Smith movies (Dogma, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, etc.), House of 1000 Corpses, Wrong Turn, Memento, the Birdcage, Payback, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Cemetary Man, 100 Girls, Idle Hands, Orgasmo, the Replacement Killers, Love Stinks, Frighteners, EQUILIBRIUM, Lightning Jack, Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2, Final Destination 1 & 2, SLC Punk, BASEketball, SUPER TROOPERS (i've seen it 6 times), the Shawshank Redemption, Sleepy Hallow... There's plenty more movies that I love, but it's 4am right now, so remembering them all isn't easy. I'll list more as I remember them.

Television:

Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, MXC, Futurama, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, South Park, The Chapelle Show, Blue Collar TV, MacGuyver (yes, I watch that shit), That 70's Show, The Munsters, Tom & Jerry, Kid Notorious, Drawn Together, Inuyasha, Berserk, Monster Garage, Dirty Jobs, Mind of Mencia, CSI, Greg the Bunny, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Korgoth of Barbaria, American Misfits, The Venture Brothers... I'll list more later.

Books:

- "From A Buick 8", by Stephen King.
- The Darwin Awards series.

Heroes:

My Grandpa... And on a much lesser level, Tiff Needell. That guy is a damn good driver. He's the one of the guys on the show "Fifth Gear" on Speed Channel.

My Blog

Wow. Garfield comics can be depressing.

Yes, the following Garfield comics are real. They were published between October 23-28, 1989.This is some sad shit. Here's a link to a video version, for those of you that feel like listening t...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:35:00 PST

Why do I hate ants? Because they hump on my desk.

BootNocker311 [12:56 A.M.]: HOLY SHIT BootNocker311 [12:56 A.M.]: two ants were just humping on my desk! KillYourFaceHard [12:56 A.M.]: *giggles*BootNocker311 [12:56 A.M.]: kno...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

Older people survey?

The "Older People" Survey(Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school)Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someo...
Posted by Kyle on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

New theory about the death of Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ died on a cross. It is unknown whether or not the cross was on fire.He actually died while doing bodyshots off of a egyptian hooker while sailing up the Euphrates river.The boat started t...
Posted by Kyle on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:13:00 PST

Ozzfest '05.

Ozzfest '05 = kick ass.We got in at around 6pm, so we only saw four bands. We sat down in the middle of Mudvayne's set, and they were fucking great. Naturally, the played "Dig" and whatever the new si...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:41:00 PST

39 hours...

This sucks. Its 3:20am on Wednesday morning. I've been awake since noon on Monday. I feel tired, but I haven't been able to sleep. Noramally, I'm up for about 17 hours every day, but its been 39 hours...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Emo kids...

Damn... All these little fucking emo kids these days piss me off. Here's my take on what should be done with emo kids: All these hopelessly depressed little emo shits should be rounded up an...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST