I got spinners on my Huffy. |
Fuck you for sweating on my pancakes. Anyway, this is a blog, and I'm supposed to write things that make sense. (Good luck with that Michelle) Right, back to the point. As most of you know, I've moved...
Posted by Machayo on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:38:00 PST |
What the fuck was I thinking? |
I don't remember writing this. Fucking lulz.Dude, dude, man, manWham bam thank you mamMr. Mrs. Sir, and Ms. Excuse me while I take a pissA weak excuse for being meIs the fact that I have leprosyAn ins...
Posted by Machayo on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:37:00 PST |
This is me. |
I know you're all wondering, "Who is Machayo?!" What is that girl made of? What makes her tick?Well ladies and gentlemen, sit back and enjoy. The girl who knows her best (or maybe worst) is goin...
Posted by Machayo on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:33:00 PST |
Like you give a shit. |
It wasn't like I was trying to give up, but it wasn't like you were trying to make things better anyway. You just wanted to get under my skin, are you fucking happy? You got what you wanted. You do wh...
Posted by Machayo on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST |
Dear Michelle |
Dear Michelle, Remember us? It's your conscience, your respect, it's your remorse, your sympathy, your dignity, and your common sense. We've been wondering where you've been. We remember how close we ...
Posted by Machayo on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:06:00 PST |
Cunts. |
Why on fucking earth does every single girl look the same all of a sudden? They all want to be fucking orange, with some trashy short blonde hair, greasy ass fucking makeup, big sunglasses, disgusting...
Posted by Machayo on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:12:00 PST |
Let’s get this straight. |
Nothing makes me more angry than when some one says they are looking for "real" people. I'm pretty sure I've met nothing but "real" people in my life. I'm not sure what sort of fucked up fantasy other...
Posted by Machayo on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:07:00 PST |
Four whores and seven beers ago. |
It's not just that you're wrong, it's that you're always wrong, and you're so far in denial, you'll never be able to accept what you are. I didn't ask for you, and you certainly didn't ask for me, so ...
Posted by Machayo on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:56:00 PST |
Cough |
Bowl of eyesBag of brainsBox of heartsBody parts, so prettyInside out, full or emptyPrettier than the skyArms and legsBed full of headsCloset full of titsDrawer full of handsYour prettier dead anywayY...
Posted by Machayo on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:13:00 PST |
Just fifteen fucking minutes of your time.... |
Alright, so I might jokingly talk about kicking babies across a room, but just for the record, I'm always kidding. I honestly could never purposely harm a child. There are hundreds of stories out ther...
Posted by Machayo on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:36:00 PST |
