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About Me

You Know You're From Upstate New York When...
You refer to downtown Albany as "The City.""Vacation" means going to Lake Ontario or Niagra for the weekend.There is a mini-mall every 1/4 mile, if not, you are in Vermont.There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Hannaford at any given time.You know to avoid tractor trailers (or cars for that matter!) on the Northway with Canadian plates.You don't consider what Domino's or Pizza Hut sell as pizza.You know that "First Night" isn't a Sean Connery movie.There is no such thing as waiting for the left turn arrow at an intersection.Your career ambition is to work for NY State.Even with the slightest threat of snow, you know that Ichobob Crane schools are closed.You think everyone from down-state has an accent.Down-State starts just south of the Thruway.You're in line to get the first custard cone when summer comes.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Upstate NY.
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My Interests

Box Office's, Black Babies, Chicago, Culinary Arts, Bebe Neuwirth, Marielle The Group Sales Fairy, Sex, Dance, Mojitos and Manhattans, Thunderstorms, Fall Leaves, Front Stoops, Bleu Cheese, Inappropriately Long Voicemails, Maureen Pagano, T Straps, Black & White Photographs, Pandas, Dachshunds, Sleeping, Eavesdropping, Candles, Tanning Booths, Fiji Spring Water, Text Messages, Red Stripe, Britney Spears, Google Images, The Goobers of Indiana, 99 Apples, Donor Data at Capital Rep, Marcia Cross, Yahoo! Answers, Red Heads

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson, Carol Channing, Rachael Ray, Sheri Moon Zombie, Betty White, Molly Shannon, Ina Garten, Ann Reinking, Vanna White, Samantha Brown, Holly Bridget & Kendra

Music:

Britney, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Showtunes, Amos Lee, Linda Eder, Sarah McLaughlin, James Taylor, Jack Johnson, Mat Kearney, Jon McLaughlin, Fiona Apple, Natalie Merchant

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream, Showgirls, Superstar, Set it Off, The Devil's Rejects, Mean Girls, Cabaret, Scream, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Drop Dead Gorgeous, All That Jazz, Jesus Christ Superstar, Legally Blonde, The American President, Adventures In Babysitting

Television:

Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, The Golden Girls, The Girls Next Door, Prjoect Runway, Anderson Cooper 360, Food Network (Rachal, Ina, and Giada), Will & Grace ("I had an ahi salad"), TLC specials, Inside the Actor's Studio, Survivorman

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Kitchen Confidential, Perks of Being a Wallflower, How to Make Love Like a Pornstar: A Cautionary Tale, Enter Whining, Goodnight Moon, I Love You Forever, My Friend Leonard, Garlic & Sapphires, Angels & Demons

Heroes:

Stacey Bridge, Bebe Neuwirth, and Bill Kennedy.

My Blog

It's been awhile...

1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh? Done that.2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?On please.3. Do you judge people solely...
Posted by derek on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST

69 Things

69 things u probably didn't need to know about me...1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?Plaza with Mike.2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?My name (imagine that!).3) What...
Posted by derek on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:23:00 PST

More about me that you could care less about! (But I filled it out anyway, Bitches!!)

1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ? I have a scar on my lower waist, from a bike spoke I fell on when I was little. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?Showbills, a blown up ph0t0 of Bebe...
Posted by derek on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:35:00 PST

Im bored

Q: Name one person who is on your mind right now?A: my motherQ: Do you think your life has been good so far?A: Sure!Q: Where is the last place you went?A: Cap rep? But in terms of traveling... Indian...
Posted by derek on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:14:00 PST

My Top 8 Bitches..

[PERSON ONE] : Shannon a. How long have u known this person: Years. How the hell did we meet? Sean Littlejohn? Step Hop Suck, Flap Ball Fuck? b. Do you go to the same school as him/her?: No c. W...
Posted by derek on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 05:41:00 PST

My First MySpace Survey!

[Marital Status]Not married[Shoe size]10.5[Parents still together]Ugh, no[Siblings]Ryan (27)[Pets]My father? Soon to be Molly TempletonFAVORITES[Color]All shades of Blue[Number]3[Animal] Panda Bear &...
Posted by derek on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST

The Sad Country We Live In...

Troubling news from Tucson, Arizona, where a 20-year-old rape victim called dozens of pharmacies in town before she found one that stocked emergency contraception (EC). When she finally did find a ph...
Posted by derek on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:46:00 PST