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Jimmy

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About Me

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrell, Dorothy Mantooth (cuz she's a saint), Jack Handey (the guy from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey on the old Saturday Night Live shows), Doyle Brunson, Jesus, Chris Farley, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Troy Aikman, YOU!, and all of my ancestors, its always cool to see what you come from.

Music:

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Movies:

I love me some movies immmhmmm!! My faves are Office Space, Black Sheep, Borat, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Madison, Big Daddy, mostly comedies and stuff like that. My fave actors/actresses are Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Christopher Walken, Will Ferrell, Rachel McAdams, any movie that these guys are in i've probably already seen.

Television:

Football games, i watch all the Cowboys/Longhorns/TCU games i can, Crank Yankers, Family Guy, any of the Law & Order shows, some of the poker shows, but definitely not celebrity poker, ESPN, any of those Top Ten shows on Animal Planet, Unsolved Mysteries, and like all of the History Channel and TLC, oh yeah, MTV Cribs. NO REALITY SHOWS, those shows are sooooo fake!
You Are Las Vegas
Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.

Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy What American City Are You?

Books:

Maxim, FHM, Stuff, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Heroes:

MY MOM!! she's had a heart transplant, a kidney transplant, and more hospital visits than i care to remember, she's so tough too!! If you only knew what she has gone through just to stay alive, its an inspiration for me, anytime was i was playin football and would come home with an injury or cracked ribs!! (those hurt), i couldnt complain becuase i knew my mom has gone through so much more, but she never made it seem like that though, she would always take care of us. I love her.My sister crystal too, she's been there for me forever! Here's her and her husband Scott.

My Blog

Press 1 for Englsih

Dont you just fucking love hearing "bueno?" on the phone?? or Press 1 for English??? This is America!!!  Press one for a Chuck Norris roundhouse bitch! ok but seriously, this is really offensive....
Posted by Jimmy on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST

Halloween Party, If you can read, you MIGHT be invited

We're having a KICKASS Halloween Party Saturday Oct. 27.  Costumes! Beer! Shots! Liquor! Hulk Hogan! Decorated my little apartment! Fun!  If any of this sounds good you should totally come!!...
Posted by Jimmy on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:30:00 PST

What Id Say to the Martians by Jack Handey

  People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian asshole.You say we are ...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:16:00 PST

Inconsiderate is a big word

I have a few things to get off my chest.  Why the hell are some people so damn inconsiderate!??? When i go to the movies there is ALWAYS some asshole talking or being inappropriately loud, it mak...
Posted by Jimmy on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:13:00 PST

pissing out a window and shitting out a window are two different things!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab93522793&p=1 this is probably the funniest man alive....and its bad to laugh of him, on the note of me being a horrible person......
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

For make benefit glorious blog of jimmy....eat my crum gypsy!

heylo and welcome to my blog...this is jimat...if you are a gypsy, leave my site.  I would like to start by saying              &nb...
Posted by Jimmy on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

I dont know Karate...but i know karazy!

hi everyone, how's it goin?....thought i'd say somethin??? well you were wrong, how bout YOU say somethin to me!
Posted by Jimmy on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST

missin her...

missing her...i was listening to one of my favorite songs, elderly woman behind the counter in a small town by pearl jam, and it made me think of my mom, when i listened to it again, i couldnt stop cr...
Posted by Jimmy on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:05:00 PST

you'd think the world was endin' right now...

ever get into a fight with your brother and sister, almost hit them and it seems the whole world freaks out? me and curtis got into an arguement in front of some friends, and it seemed like everyone f...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST

Mmmm MmmmBITCH!

First off, motherfucker! i wrote this whole loong fuckin blog, and when i went to post it i saw i mispelled a word, went back to fix it and the whole fuckin thing was gone!!! GONE! i spent a good half...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:39:00 PST