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I took money only from those who could afford it and were willing to go in with me in schemes they fancied would fleece others. They wanted money for its own sake. I wanted it for the luxuries and pleasures it would affod me. They were seldom concerned with human nature. They knew little–and cared less–about their fellow men. If they had been keener students of human nature, if they had given more time to companionship with their fellows and less to the chase of the almighty dollar, they wouldn't have been such easy marks.
-Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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~~Describe yourself using song lyrics from only one band or musician.~~
The band/artist?
System of a Down
Are you male or female?
My cock can walk right through the door...
Who are you?
The pictures of time and space are rearranged In this little piece of typical tragedy...
What is your outlook on life?
People are always chasing me down, Trying to push my face to the ground, Where all they really want to do, Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains...
How do other people feel about you?
Ghosts are no different than you
How do you live?
And we are the ones that want to choose, Always want to play, But you never want to lose.
How do you love?
More wood for their fires, loud neighbors, Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck...
How do you hate?
I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music, Just anger, I've killed everyone, I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better...
Have you ever been in love?
A MAN CAN'T AVOID WHAT HE'S MEANT TO DO, WHEN HE'S MEANT TO DO IT...
Describe your first kiss.
Who wants to come with me and melt in the sun?
Describe your ex.
My memories are of fun and friendship...
Describe your significant other.
She's like heroin...
Describe your best friend.
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy...
Describe your worst enemy.
Pushing little children, With their fully automatics, They like to push the weak around.
Describe your greatest joy.
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now, Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks...
Describe your greatest annoyance.
What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?
What is one thing that hurts your feelings?
You and me We'll all go down in history With a sad Statue of Liberty And a generation that didn't agree
Describe the happiest moment of your life.
I'm just sitting in my car And waiting for my girl
Describe the lowest moment of your life.
Such a lonely day And it's mine The most loneliest day of my life.
How do you feel at this very moment?
Dreaming of screaming. Someone kick me out of my mind I hate these thoughts I can't deny.
How did you feel exactly one month ago?
Dreaming of screaming. Someone kick me out of my mind I hate these thoughts I can't deny.
What is your absolute favorite lyric from this band/artist?
My cock is much bigger than yours...
Leave us with some words of wisdom.
All you bitches put your hands in the air And wave them like you just don't care
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Name: Ray
Birthday: Dec. 3 1973
Birthplace: South Plainfield, NJ
Current Location: Bayville, NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'-10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Irish/Italian Sicillian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: A lovely girl asking me nicely to do something for them
Your Fears: Slippin'
Your Perfect Pizza: New York Pizza with anything on it is always the best
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do a standing backflip and afford my house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I check the time and determine how much slept I've managed to get
Your Best Physical Feature: My butt i guess
Your Bedtime: 6 am
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandfather
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: gah, neither
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fresh brewed
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee flavored coffee
Do you Smoke: Not habitually
Do you Swear: fuckshitdickcuntpussy
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: Yes, again
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're fantastic
Do you play an Instrument: I wish I could play bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does a hot tub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'-5"
Weight: Doesn't Matter
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: A whole fucking lot
Number of Piercings: Doesn't matter
Number of Tattoos: A lot isn't bad, I have 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You scored as Existentialist. Existentialism emphasizes human capability. There is no greater power interfering with life and thus it is up to us to make things happen. Sometimes considered a negative and depressing world view, your optimism towards human accomplishment is immense. Mankind is condemned to be free and must accept the responsibility.
Existentialist
81%
Postmodernist
69%
Cultural Creative
56%
Idealist
50%
Modernist
50%
Romanticist
25%
Materialist
13%
Fundamentalist
6%
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You are Northern Lights Strain.
You are a very popular person.
You can fit in anywhere and do anything.
You are reliable.
You might be a little vain.
But, can anyone blame you?
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You are a
Social Liberal
(70% permissive)
and an...
Economic Conservative
(71% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Libertarian
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Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test Despite what the survey says, I don't like being called Liberal in any way. I think I'm very informed and have definite views on many issues. I don't argue with typical Libs because I've found it impossible to get beyond their blind hatered for everything Dubya related. The fact remains though, that many of my closest friends are dyed in the wool Liberals and I wouldn't have them any other way, it accentuates their charm (most of the time). To be honest, I can't wait till Bush is out of office, if for no other reason than to see what the left will next latch their fangs onto. But enough politics, onto who I am...
I'm very easy going, kind of neurotic and have been called high strung at times. I was married for about 4 years and I'm still close friends with my ex-wife. It seems that people sometimes don't understand how that's possible, but if you know me and my ex-wife, you'll understand. I am paitent to a fault, and will move heaven and earth or fight the devil to help my friends. I have 3 tattoos. I love doing impressions. Candle light and sunlight are my favorite forms of illumination. I love buffalo chicken in all it's varied forms. I believe that December 21, 2012 will bring about a significant shift in the course of human evolution. Exactly what that change is I can't figure out. No matter what it will be, whether it be a true biblical style apocalypse complete with trumpets and frogs falling from the heavens, a polar shift that sends the planet into cataclysmic upheaval, a global awakening of consciousness or and alien invasion, I can't wait to be around for it.