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About Me

Cynical. Fuck, bees!!! I am a dealer of financial ruin. I'm an only child of parents who got divorced, remarried each other, and then divorced each other again. Am I doomed? I have a Chow/Shepard mix named Kittie. I'm trying to make sense out of the relationships with my friends, and lately I've skillfully weeded out some of the unhealthy and back-stabbing elements in my life. I used to write my disturbing little thoughts out every other day, and now I share them with you, you unlucky bastards.

My Interests

I play the bass, I'm an insane gamer, I like to draw and write, I don't mind cooking, I destroy people at pool, I scoff daily at our politicians, and some other stuff I'll remember later.

I'd like to meet:

Charlie the UnicornUs old doodz can still get down
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Music:

Movies:

Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Suicide Kings (basically anything with Christopher Walken), The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Sin City, House of a 1000 Corpses (Well, shit the bed!!!), The Devil's Rejects (Tutti, Fuckin' Fruity!!!) Chasing Amy (Black rage!!!!), Old School, The Royal Tennenbaums, Trainspotting, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko, Garden State, From Hell, The Life of Brian, Heathers, Ghost World, True Romance, Shawn of the Dead, Underworld, I'll think of more later.

Television:

30 Rock, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros., Metalocalpyse, Harvey Birdman, Moral Orel, The Boondocks, NCIS, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Lost, Smallville, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report. Sadly, I don't get to watch anything anymore unless it's on a Monday or Tuesday night.

Books:

Trying to get a clamp on Villa Incognito by Tom Robbins at the moment. Let's just say my clamps are struggling to hold on... The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, American Gods by Neil Gaiman, Glue by Irvine Welsh, whatever the hell Warren Ellis writes

Heroes:

Buckethead
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My Blog

meanwhile...

So, I'm heading home from 3 Sheets, last night... Already, I know what some of you are thinking. "Oh no, Todd! Not again..." or even, "What are you, some kind of idiot?" No, I am not.Shut ...
Posted by brotherTodd on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:07:00 PST

Wasted Aces

It wasn't much, But I typed it. How the fuck I ended up hitting the back button, is beyond me. I owe you one or two. I'm gonna go play my bass while I'm stil feeling it.
Posted by brotherTodd on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:36:00 PST

When I was wired

I'm very wired. Good luck with the comprehension... It's about 5:30 in the morning. I've been home for a little over an hour. I'm still reeling at the fact that I got off of work aro...
Posted by brotherTodd on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:37:00 PST

Dark Hibernation or Dr. Allison and Mr. Aaron or Filling The Void or Give It A Name.

Right out. After the first month at the Majestic Star, and after about 4 years of "sobriety" (while not counting all the second hand smoke), I'm smoking cigs again and I am past the point of any...
Posted by brotherTodd on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

Da Heat, Da Coach, and Da Fonz

I saw Antoine Walker, star forward for the Miami Heat, last night, in the casino. You never know how tall 6'9" exactly until you see it. He stopped in front of my Texas Hold 'Em Bonus table, the...
Posted by brotherTodd on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:50:00 PST

"He seems a major tool..." a text from J.T. because of a lack of a witty title

The job is picking up steam. I'm beginning to fall into a groove that I can accept. Earlier this week, the new casino in New Buffalo called me to come and audition, but I rejected the...
Posted by brotherTodd on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:56:00 PST

Majestic. Day One.

I've completed my first night at Majestic. I didn't get the shift start that I requested, and I'm not too pleased, still. But, I'll definitely be getting some overtime, so I guess I can't ...
Posted by brotherTodd on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST

I'll take Blood Parasites, you can have Brain Parasites...

How fucked up is this? Because I have no life, anymore, I've been re-reading Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, today. All because I've been thinking about how the movie totally goes askew abo...
Posted by brotherTodd on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:32:00 PST

It's official. I'm a schmuck.

That's the kindest thing they'll be saying to me, when I'm taking their cash. I found out yesterday, that... and it's finally official... that I'm one of the new dealers at Majestic Star Casino,...
Posted by brotherTodd on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

The ever evolving "Uncle Fuck-Up"

This'll be a quick one, but before I begin, let me say, "welcome" to my bestest bud in the world, Jeffro. One of us, one of us, one of us... You cannot resist the mighty Myspace-y lur...
Posted by brotherTodd on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:26:00 PST