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About Me

To be completely honest, if you're friends with me, be prepared to rescue me at 2 o'clock in the morning because I've locked my keys out of my car or because I ran out of gas on the turnpike or any other number of natural or unnatural disasters that happen to me on an almost daily basis. Sometimes I may look like I've got it all together, but that just means I have you fooled too! But, I love to laugh ...and in fact I have to find humor in just about everything because if not, I'd probably be long gone by now.
And now, a slideshow of me having fun with some of my friends.
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My Interests

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I like when business establishments try to sound fancy by adding extra letters, such as "Ye Olde Christmas Shoppe" and I also like when places try to sound more down-home by substituting a C or a Qu for a K. Like "Kraft Korner" or "Kwick Stop". I also think it's funny when words sound dirty but they're really not...like "shuttlecock" or "conch".

I'd like to meet:

you...in a dark alley.

Music:

I listen to music mostly while I'm driving... but as of late, I am driving a vehicle with no cd player and I've been told the tape player shreds tapes. Therefore I am subject to Orlando's radio stations. Which means I listen to a lot of T-Pain and Phil Collins.

Movies:

two words...Lifetime Original

Television:

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW, BEST WEEK EVER, THE OFFICE, LISA WILLIAMS, MAN VS. WILD, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, 30 ROCK, FAMILY GUY, THE SIMPSONS, SOUTH PARK, VENTURE BROTHERS

Heroes:

Sad Robot

My Blog

Saving the planet, one bean burrito at a time...

So apparently this Global Warming thing is for real. You can tell outside. It is freakin hot. After reading several articles and books recently on the subject, I must say I am ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:22:00 PST

Youve never really lived until youve been towed from the Florida Turnpike...

There's an overwhelming sense of calm that occurs once you've realized that, much like you suspected, all of your worldly possessions are indeed going to shit. An almost sense of satisfaction co...
Posted by Elizabeth on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:50:00 PST