A Lude Awakening |
A Lude Awakening By Michael Nelson I GOTTA BIG WEED STASH, POCKET FULL OF CASH, JUST SEEN A BIG OL' ASS Ludacris screamed at me through my radio alarm clock, piercing a slumber that was producing visi...
Posted by Michael Nelson on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:28:00 PST |
Tales from the Red-Eye: A Tale of Two Planets - by Michael Nelson |
Tale From the Red-Eye: A Tale of Two Planets
by Michael Nelson
"Sir, I'm sorry but it appears that you've missed your flight," she said, searching through the database. "But, I do have another...
Posted by Michael Nelson on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:27:00 PST |
The Hunting Shaq - by Michael Nelson |
published in the National Lampoon September 2nd , 2004
At some point in your life you will have a run-in with a celebrity. What ever the run-in may be, it will always resonate in your mind. An...
Posted by Michael Nelson on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:14:00 PST |
My Jewish Life - by Michael Nelson |
published in The National Lampoon
A Bar Mitzvah is the Super Bowl of a young Jewish man's life. It is when he turns in his diaper and begins a journey that will end with doing your taxes. W...
Posted by Michael Nelson on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:03:00 PST |
