This Human is Currently Undergoing Construction

About Me

I'm a pretty shy dude until you know me and then I am just weird. I think there is something wrong with my eyes because everyone always thinks I am staring at them. They call me "creepy" at first but then they get used to it and it becomes like a drug and they can't get enough. They are like "Logan! please stare at me, I'll do anything." and I am like "Anything?" and they are like "Yes. Anything at all." and I am like "Fine go make me some samiches biatch." and they are like "Yes! Sandwiches, that's the ticket!" and then they make me some samiches but I give em some bunk Log Stare and it makes them sick and they convulse and scream and cry out, "Why Logan! For the love of god why!"
Anyhow, I like to party but not a whole lot, I am afraid if I get too messed up I might "off" myself, not because I am depressed or anything, but people in my family have a history of "offing" themselves and I think it might be genetic and that would suck cause I don't want to "off" myself yet.
I suppose I would consider myself a sentimental person, since I don't have a religion I have to search for meaning in things that actually exist, it's not such a bad trade-off. Sometimes I wish I was super religious though so I could be a righteous hatemonger and still think that I was morally virtuous. To be so retardedly ignorant would be bliss don't you think? Yeah, neither do I.
Sorry about the tangents, that's just how I roll.

My Interests

I love basketball, working out, screaming loudly, watching people fight, running really fast, reading everything I can, writing stories, sarcasm, women, video games, riddles, movies, plays, anything creative, helping people, old muscle cars, new sports cars, cars in general, watching my blood get taken, things that smell/taste/feel/sound/look good, and finally things that are a 5.5 or lower on a pain scale of 1 to 10

I'd like to meet:

I love everyone, I want to meet you all. I might even put you in a story I write if you are a good boy or girl, and then you will be immortalized. At least three people actually read my stories and one of them is a vampire I think. I just know that dude is waiting for me to "off" myself so he can jack my stories.

Music:

I don't subscribe to liking only one or two types of music, I just like what I like. The following is why I think I like what I do. It has to be at least one of these things: aesthetically pleasing/stupid/terrible/creative/insane/poetic

Here are a few bands I think fall into those categories and are some of my favorites:

ICP, The Used, Oingo Boingo, Metallica, Pantera, Modest Mouse, The Killers, Tupac, 50 cent, Fishbone, Big Pun, Alice in Chains, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ACDC, The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Garbage, Korn, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Offspring, Pennywise, Twisted Sister, Save Ferris, Smashing Pumpkins, System of a Down, Tool, Van Morrison, Johnny Cash, AFI, Bob Dylan, Def Leppard, Guns n' Roses, Kansas, Weezer... ETC.

Mostly though I just listen to this video over and over even though "It's Just a Demo"
Here is the finished product if you are interested.

This is one of the illest rap battles ever to occur. You guys gotta check this shit out. All I am gonna say is when raindrop opens his locker yall better run or prepare to get served.

Movies:

The Goonies, Bad Santa, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Predator, Starship Troopers, Ferris Bueler's day off, Joe Dirt, Go, Labyrinth, Garden State, Bully... etc.

Television:

House, Lost, History Channel, TUF, People hitting each other

Heroes:

Schwarzenegger (though not for his governorship, My mom (yeah I know... shut up), Sallinger, Twain, Vonnegut, too many other writers to name, My cat, Sid Harper, and myself (I taught my stuffed bear to drink beer).