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~*Butt Dumplings*~

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About Me


We're Kristen and Candice, the Cha (and Ra) Twins! since flipping myspace only lets you enter one person's information, you only basically see mine. (kris's). i am 22, and she is 17. i am married, and she is in a relationship, but really, we are EACH OTHER'S lovers. so it all ends up tied together. plus, we're married to moms too, and we have 20,000 husbands. check out our effing group. you think you know, but you have noo idea. we will forever remain a mystery, cuz NO ONE could understand the full depths of us!
if you're here to play fuckity fuck fuck games, get the hell out.
i'm rad, you're rad, let's hug.
if you annoy us, our pet bear will come and eat you in the middle of the night while you sleep. so my suggestion is, adore us.
keeping your ra in your cha, is my final suggestion.
and P.S., "you know what, she saw your p-cha, and you saw her p-cha." so i don't think what you're saying really works out....
chaly raly forever,
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

we have a lot of people we'd love to flippin meet. here are a few examples. all the 3:00's, beavis and butthead, mike judge, matt stone, trey parker, totoro, MOMS, grandmas, mr. jefferson, the all-american rejects, Ben from carnivale, not tom, happy bunny, and SO MUCH MORE...maybe even you, if you're a) hot, b) a mom, c) a potential husband, or d) AMAZING. there is a lot of criteria to meet though, in order to be accepted by us, the oh great ones...shining, shimmering, fucking SPLENDID.