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Lizard

About Me

Lizard was born on Kedzie Avenue in Chicago. He was later raised in adjacent areas. At one time, Lizard got himself up to 195 pounds. =================================================== The Double Door in February 2006 was the greatest live experience I've ever had. The Lizard was phenomenal that night. His roots are the blues, but he is also a lethal flamethrower. He is an unparalleled showman who reminded me why I picked up a guitar in the first place. He is the next link in the rock tradition. Physical, financial, imaginary, and emotional dangers are his friends, not his fear. The Lizard knows that the bum screaming about Jesus and Wild Irish Rose across from you on the blue line is more interesting than the accountant to your right. He is an absolute mad genius. The Lizard will always stand as one of the most confusing and insightful individuals that I will ever meet. He adheres tightly to his own moral code, not yours or the pope's. His values are his own and yours will not be inflicted upon him. However, he will be glad to discuss it with you for hours over a pint. At the end of it, you'll have no idea what the hell just happened, but you'll find yourself wondering when you'll get to do it again. --Dave Zero ===================================================Frankly, if I can't do it while smoking, I'm not interested in doing it at all. --Lizard

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/12/2005
Band Website: www.myspace.com/bizarromyspace
Band Members: Me, him, her, us, and them. Far out. Find them all in my TOP FRIENDS! Dig a new basket and snack away....
Influences: Robert Johnson, Keith Richards, Ron Wood, Cat Woman, Lightning Hopkins, Scotty Moore, Cliff Gallup, General Interests, Interests in General, James Brown, Muddy Waters, Howling Wolf, Weather, JIMI, JERRY, JANIS, Slim Harpo, Buzz Kilman, Scent, Little Walter, Marc Ford, Bob Marley, Buddha, Jack Kerouac, John Lennon, Hunter S. Thompson, Walter Payton, Mick Jagger, Lite Bright, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Steve Cropper, Elvis, Gahndi, Sandboxes, People, Hawking, Kubrick, Meals, Bob Dylan, Christ, Sly Stone, Charlie Watts, Pete Townshend, The Ramones, Fallen Leaves, Neil Young, Jimmy Page, Nicky Hopkins, Neighbors, Mike Ditka, Chuck Berry, Eddie Cochran, Night of the Living Dead, Psycho, Textures, Darkness and Light, Steve Stone, Fuzzy Pumper Barber, JFK, Farah Fawcett, Steve Dahl, Jessica Jaymes, William Shattner, Mick Taylor, Boers and Bernstein, Joey Ramone, Burgess Meredith, Conversation, Bill Wyman, Marlon Brando, The Occasional Mask, Sweet Lou, Kitty, Puppy, Fishes, Birds, The Cosmos, Lao Tzu, NASA, Cesar Millan, Brian Jones, Christ, MLK, Roger Waters, The Space Brothers, Sweet Biddich Mother, The Black Crowes, Keith Moon, Fairy Dust, Fire, Water, Crab legs, Mexican cousine, MUSIC----MOVIES----TELEVISION----BOOKS----HEROES-----------A ND...... THE VAUNTED 46 DEFENSE
Sounds Like: The exact moment of entry.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

So whaddaya say?

Uh, well, I'm not really into that kind of thing either. I was just seeing if you wanted to and stuff.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:12:00 GMT

Weekend Company

This weekend I invited some computer types over to install and execute a program that should help to make me more likable. So far, so good. 
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:46:00 GMT

Mastery

These are the Three Masteries of the ancient Toltec Tradition:1. Awareness2. Transformation3. IntentThey can be worked simultaneously or in any order you choose. Each stems from and leads back to the ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:03:00 GMT

Modern Wonders

Tonight I used my computer to take a photograph of a telephone -- the kind that they call a "cellular" or "mobile" phone. I then used that very same computer to send the photograph to a friend in anot...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:29:00 GMT

Your Knowledge

I'm so happy to have your insights. It's lovely to be able to enjoy your unique perspective on life and how to live it. I'm pleased to see that you are so willing to share. I'm just flat knocked out b...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:36:00 GMT

IT'S COMING TOGETHER

And I want you to be there.Don't fuck it up, okay?Far out and solid.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:09:00 GMT

This Thursday--THE CATHY SANTONIES

Yes, mmmm hmmm, that's right.... this Thursday, January 24, 2008... the CATHY SANTONIES....   Performing live at: SILVIE'S 1902 W. Irving Park Rd. Chicago, 60613 I'm going t...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Snake, Octopus, or Beatle?

As human beings, which one would you say we are more closely related to: SNAKE, OCTOPUS, OR BEATLE?   How many network executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?   Far out and solid....
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:18:00 GMT

dO YOU NEED a SURGEON?

hEY, TOLL WORKER, THANKS FOR THE PLEASANT GREETING AND THE SCOWL AS I HAND YOU MY MONEY. i LOVE THE LOOK OF DISGUST ON YOUR FACE AS YOU CONTEMPLATE JUST HOW MUCH OF A BOTHER i AM, AND HOW IGNORANT&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:15:00 GMT

WE SHALL COME OUT OF THE WEST

And bearing gifts, up to and including, but not limited to.... new sights, sounds, and various wits and wisdoms. Yes, far out.  
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:08:00 GMT