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R.J. Landis, Asian Temptation

Mr. Rice Guy RJ

About Me

HEY! Welcome to my Profile. I figure the majority of you already know who I am. So, I'm not going to get into too much detail. However, if you're reading my profile, and you're not my friend, go masturbate somewhere else you perv!

Anyway, for the "How have you been?" summary of my life, After high school I went to college at UNR. After I got my degree in CS (I know, I'm a nerd), I moved to the Spring Break Capital of the World, Ridgecrest, CA. No, seriously, Ridgecrest is where fun goes to die...

On a brighter note, I love my wife, I love my dogs, I love my house, I love my job (because I love getting all the holidays, weekends, and every other Friday off). I can't complain, my life is perfect, right?

My Puppies Before They Got Huge

Isn't he a cute little shit?

That bitch is trying to descalp me

My Interests

I love sports! I love to watch them, and play them. More specifically, I love football. I'm play on the base flag football league (I know, I'm hardcore). I am also a die hard St. Louis Rams fan and have been a Rams fan since I was a kid (even through the 80's and 90's when they were terrible). I like to think I'm a pretty active person. I find pleasure in almost every sport there is (i.e. racquetball, basketball, walking/jogging/running, weight lifting, hiking, snowboard, bowling (is that a sport?)). I do have a lazy side too. I love to just kick back hang out with friends or family, have a couple drinks, watch movies, play games, or listen to music. I like to take my dogs to the park to run around and play or just sit around the house and hang with Danielle. I guess you can say I like fun.

I'd like to meet:

Is this people I'd like to meet, or people I'd like to ...umm...Jessica Alba

Music:

I like everything that can make me sing or dance. What can I say? I'm asian. I just like to sing out loud sounding all tone-deaf

Movies:

I like all movies but more than anything I like comedies! Super Troopers, Office Space, and Harold and Kumar...are the shit!

GREAT QUOTES:

SUPERTROOPERS---
What's your cells? 8 by 8's? Our's are 9 by 9's... no big deal


HAROLD AND KUMAR---
You The King of Forest? .... Huh? Wha? Is this your bush? Is this your special bush?!


OFFICE SPACE---
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks

Television:

I like the sports channels like NFL Network and ESPN. I TiVo shows like CSI (no miami), NCIS, The Unit, NUMB3RS, and similar crime shows and my comedies are How I Met Your Mother, Rules of Engagement, War at Home, and of course Simpsons, Family Guy, but FOX sucks ass. They cancel all the good shows and they keep gay shows like American Idol. SCREW YOU FOX!!!!

Books:

Maxim, FHM, Stuff, Men's Health... are those considered books. If not, how about books on tape? Maybe because its the only book I own, or maybe deep down inside I'm trying to repent... but favorite book would be The Bible :-)

Heroes:

Superman is my hero because he can do everything - super strength, fly, shoot lazers from eyes, freeze people with his breath... did I misread the question?

Who'm I kidding, my favorite Hero is Colossus all the way! Super Human Strength, body of indestructable metal. He's kick ass!

My Blog

I'm getting married...

Getting married in Reno, NV on June 16, 2007. See all details below:http://seguraandlandis.weddings.com
Posted by R.J. Landis, Asian Temptation on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST