Day 3 & 4 Times Square Gang Bang |
So I lied about posting a blog every day. Fuck it. Well, it has been a crazy couple of days. I think someone got into my Checking account and took ALOT of money out. Fuckers. I wont be able to be ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:19:00 GMT |
Day 2 Crazy Taxi: Pakistan |
Every taxi drivers' name is Singh in this town. I guess it must be mandatory. They came straight off the floating elephant carcass and were given a set of keys to a V8, yellow panty dropper. If there ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:39:00 GMT |
Day 1: I am the former First Lady Laura Bush! |
Ok...This will be my 33rd hour of NO sleep. I decided not to sleep only because I assumed I would be too excited to get some shut eye. oh well. We leave the house at 3 A.M. and arrived at the airport ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:59:00 GMT |
This is a true story... |
Wow...
So I'm in the restroom taking a piss in the urinal, minding my own business, when this flabby old fucker walks in....He sets his shit down by the door and meanders his ass two pissers down...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:57:00 GMT |
Et tu Shadow |
Well...I think its time for a new post. It's almost the end of the Semester. Seven down and one more to go...THANK GOD...I think if I were here any more, I would have to set up a cot next t...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:35:00 GMT |
PLEASE HALVE ME WITH A FUCKING SPOON |
Well I am sitting above the cafeteria and I'll be damned if there aren't 5 emo shitballs sitting next to me talking about there feelings...they keep rambling about latex and butt sex an...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:16:00 GMT |
Forkin' Shat |
Well shit...I'm bored as hell at school right now...and I've come to the realization that everyone in the C-Building looks and acts like Kevin Avon....It's really scary...But I can say that I am havin...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:12:00 GMT |
It's that time of year... |
There comes a time when you just have to say fuck it. I have reached a point in my life where I realized that...well, I'm sick and tired of having titties. That's right people,&n...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
Valence... |
...eight
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:42:00 GMT |
For the love of jeebus |
An old midget just walked by me...story developing...I'm sitting in my house admiring the fact that I'm stealing my internet connection. It's cold as shit out and I have to type up 6 excel ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:53:00 GMT |
