Brothers, animals, jids, cooking and eating, good television/movies, reading books, sports of all kind either watching or playing, Notre Dame and its football and its tailgating, dancing in clubs, drinking in clubs, passing out in clubs, listening to music as much as I possibly can, the beach and surfing, alaska and fishing, and traveling the globe
Anybody...but if we are talking famous people then I would say anybody as well. If I had to choose a specific person I would say the guys who do the Bacardi and Cola commercials, they are funny as hell. Other people I'd like to meet would be Jack Black, Will Ferrel, Vince Vaughn, the entire band of Motley Crue, any attractive famous females, and of course any other celebs who like to party re-donk-ulous like Robert Downey Jr., Jean-Claude Van Damme, or other washed up famous people who get blasted and wreck stuff and cause trouble. Because when I say "like to meet", I mean I want us to all go out and party on a cruise ship for several weeks...a ship that has an unlimited bar tab.
Name: by day Dustin J Beauchamp, the J stands for Jabobes and by night The Bender
Birthdate: June 2, 1982 but actually i am from the future sent back in time to stop the Terminator
Birthplace: Plattsburgh, New York...sucks I lost my wicked sweet accent
Current Location: Beavercreek, O-so-Hi-O...aka the Beavercizzle
Eye Color: Poop brown but you can still get lost in them!
Hair Color: Dark brown or whatever color i want to dye it, be it yellow, gold, orange, burgundy, or fire engine red
Height: 6 feet and 2 inches but i like to think of myself as 5 ' 14"
Weight: 201.5 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal
Piercings: used to have my LEFT ear pierced, and i used to be called Prince Albert
Tatoos: none, but i occassionaly give out a mushroom-like tatto
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: if by that you mean i enjoy women then the answer is most definitely yes
Overused Phraze: brother, shibby, uber, scood, jobots, motley crue, i have alot more bc/ my life is spent repeating useless movie quotes
FAVORITES
Food: anything, i love cooking and eating but steak is up there along with a good slice of Za
Candy: is dandy, i loves me snickers or anything packed with nuts, er wait i didn't mean that
Number: 69 is too cliche so i will do 4761 which is 69 squared
Color: depends on the day, but yellow, green, blue, and red are all nice
Animal: Land= Siberian tiger, Sea= Orca, Air= Golden Eagle...I am gonna be a vet so this question deserves a long answer
Drink: Juice and see below question
Alcohol Drink: any drink that contains the wonderful magical substance that is alcohol is glorious and i will drink the shit out of it
Bagel: Everything bagel, but any kind is nice as long as it is not a shitty crap kind
Letter: probably J but possibly B, so yep B and J are my favorites, good old BJ
Body Part on Opposite sex: the parts i get to touch and/or grab...the ones that make women different than men
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi and Regular Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither because i dont want to be a fat piece of hot garbage but when i wasted and don't care i would say Jurgerking
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry unless we are outside in the summer
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea...sometimes hot tea with ice in it
Chocolate or Vanilla swirl...cause i love both and i have multiple personalities that crave both flavors
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate in winter and coffee when i need to stay awake
Kiss or Hug: Kugs...which is both at the same time...booyah I rule
Dog or Cat: both, i love animals remember I am Johnny McVetson
Rap or Punk: punk when i want to get pumped and rap when i wanna get pissed or grind some bums on the dance floor
Summer or Winter: both, summer bc/ less clothing needed for people, i.e. women...and winter because i love the snow and trying to keep warm in bed, wink wink nudge nudge
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny when i want to be afraid and scary when i want to laugh
Love or Money: preferably both, but if i had to choose money so i can find love or love that makes me lots of money, kinda like a gigolo
YOUR...
Bedtime: those who know me know that i have the worst sleeping patterns ever, it is pretty much whatever time allows me to sleep late
Most Missed Memory: My Notre Dame years anthe memories i never get to have due to excessive drinking, they go hand in hand
Best phyiscal feature: my thick luxorious beard and chest hair or my 5 time broken nose...some people say i got a sweet ass and killer junk
First Thought Waking Up: i am tired and how much longer i am going to go back to sleep and what am i going to miss this morning...and sometimes, what the hell did i do last night?
Goal for this year: go to Vet School at Ohio State and finish Grad school and be as swotness as possible
Best Friends: brothers, enough said
Weakness: the 2 plagues of man...women and booze, unoriginal yet thoroughly applicable
Fears: not living up to my potential, regrets, being in middle of the ocean at night and the Joogeyman
Heritage: certified mutt...Irish, Italian, Greek, Swedish, English, French so I guess I like to drink or something...I am also Jamaican...JAMAICAN YOU CRAZY! i rule
Longest relationship: about a year and half unfortunately, should have been shorter...but no fear ladies i am open to one night stands or even 2 night extravaganzas
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: never...alcohol is bad and i never drink...and if u believe this u are an idiot
Ever Smoked: the random grit that i hand roll with my sweet Wharf Tobacco and Cigars when i am feeling rich
Pot: hey go back to the 60's you friggin hippy
Ever been Drunk: sometimes i thought i was more alcohol than man...turns out i was right
Ever been beaten up: if by beaten up you mean i kick total ass then yes...i only ever lost to booze and the floor, they tag teamed me
Ever beaten someone up: Bender rules...just ask kicked in the face UD guy
Ever Shoplifted: no, but i have been known to steal some V-cards
Ever Skinny Dipped: yep...the world is my water and i am but a naked player
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: who is Opposite Sex? did i meet her in a bar? then probably i did
Been Dumped Lately: nope, i do and take the dumps around here
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue or green or all white like a zombie
Favorite Hair Color: blond, brown with blond streaks or some sort of highlights
Short or Long: medium, but i don't mind either as long as she has hair up there and not "down there"
Height: above 5 feet but the taller the better...i want a 7 foot amazon so my kids will be great at bball
Style: as long as she looks cute in what she wearing i don't care
Looks or Personality: i will say what everyone thinks, i will probably not get to know you if you look like crap, so looks for first impression but you better have a personality to back it up or all it will be purely physical, which really isn't that bad for short term
Hot or Cute cute most of the time and hot when she wants
Drugs and Alcohol: i don't want any burn outs but i do want someone who can party and can keep up with me
Muscular or Really Skinny: anorexics need not apply, or i will break you but i don't want to date Arnold...a good balance
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: everyone has a few (like that random hookup ewww), but sometimes things you think u regret turn out to be destiny
What country do you want to Visit: Anywhere is Australia or Africa
How do you want to Die: already have a deal with brother that he is gonna explode me at a hilacious "going away" party...either that or fly back and forth in the Bermuda Triangle until something happens
Been to the Mall Lately: yep...i like buying stuff and getting ridiculous t shirts and belt buckles
Do you like Thunderstorms: always, playing in the rain is TTTNG...except that one time i got hit by lightning and it scorched my shorts
Get along with your Parents: anyone who knows my parents knows that they wish they had my family, the Colonel and the Starrster...they will missile your face then make you food
Health Freak: my brother makes fun of me cause i drink gallons of water daily and try to eat only organic stuff...so i kinda am, but i also drink a ton on weekends for balance
Do you think your Attractive: doesn't matter, i still have a sweet ass and you want to bone me...even if you are a dude
Believe in Yourself: They made a movie about me...it's called Rockstar...the sequel is called Dustin is the swottest human on earth...swot being a combo of sweet and hot, so if that doesn't answer the question then i would say I am at least better than you
Want to go to College: I am Johnny College...career student...hooray
Do you Smoke: no, i would like to not have cancer eating my body away and it gives me a wicked hangover
Do you Drink: umm DUH! way to repeat questions stupid survey, if i was a survey i would kick this survey's ass
Shower Daily: i am a germaphobe, so yes...and sometimes with others...and i frequent Turkish baths
Been in Love: everyday i find something to love, like my life...but love spelled backwards is Evil or at least it sounds like it...i don't even know what i am saying
Do you Sing: all the time, my life is a musical roodoodoodusical
Want to get Married: yep but mainly to procreate and have my genetically engineered child, who want to be old and alone...i mean i am sweet but i think after 65 i am gonna have a hard time pulling chicks, College girls would stay up too late
Do you want Children: u knows it, the biologist and instinct in me needs to pass on my genetic information...and also i want to genetically engineer a super awesome kid who will be way swotter than your kid
Have your future kids names planned out: unfortunately Testicle just wouldn't work, but maybe Bender or something gnarly like Giguntunormous
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: a gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell...but since i have done more than kiss i would say that if you are lucky maybe i will take yours someday and you won't even know it
Hate anyone: not really, i get along with anyone...except for phony fake douche bags, which is a category that encompasses many different things such as thinking you are sweet when in actuality you suck ass
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Anything and everything, Motley Crue, Silvertide, The Killers, Phish, 2Pac, Rolling Stones, Damien Rice, Ray Charles, Rockapella, you know the guys that sang the Folger's coffee song and also the theme to Where in the World is Carmen Sandiago, Billy Joel, James Blunt, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Elton John, Fall Out Boy, Dave Matthews Band, Garth Brooks, Roger Creager, Pat Green, Randy Rogers Band, Cory Morrow, Robert Earl Keen, any country really, Classical shit to study to, Disney songs, Lenny Kravitz, Gavin Degraw, Matt Nathenson, Shaq Diesel, Snoop, The Exit, Guns n Roses, 80's music in general, DJ Tiesto and other such techno stuff, Howie Day, Jason Mraz, Plain White Ts, and of course Neil Diamond Forever by John Stamos
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Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, anything with Arnold Schwartzenegger, anything with Kurt Russell esp. Miracle cause he is my dad, Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Disney Movies esp. The Lion King, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Saving Silverman, The School of Rock, Suburban Commando, Anything with Steve Guttenberg, Braveheart, Fight Club, Ray, Gladiator, Monster Squad, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, Any Given Sunday, Sandlot, Star Wars, White Fang, Wet Hot American Summer, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Lord of the Rings, the Saved by the Bell movies, Anger Management, Dude Where's my Car?, Tommy Boy, Rudy, When Harry Met Sally, King Kong, Saturday Night Fever, Old School, Dazed and Confused, The Stoned Age, Forrest Gump, Se7en, Clerks, Mallrats, Fast Times and Ridgemont High, Breakfast Club (I got you for two Bender), I really like all movies I can sit and watch movies all day
Family Guy, Saved by the Bell (at least 4 episodes a day keeps the doctor away, Boy Meets World, The Simpsons, American Dad, Greys Anatomy, THE OC, Prison Break (cause I would totally bust brothers out of jail), Beverly Hills 90210, Dawson's Creek, ER, Supernatural, The Office, House, Reunion, Numbers, CSI, Heman, G.I. Joe, Transformers (hark back to the childhood), PTI, Daily Show, Conan O'Brian, anything on Animal Planet or History Channel, Food Network, My Super Sweet 16 because I think those people on the show are the most annoying, spoiled and bitchiest people on earth and it is hilarious, Wild Boyz, so I guess I could watch tv all the time
Anything Stephen King, anything Robert Jordan, Matt Ridley books (hey I am a science nerd sometimes), The Dirt Autobiography of Motley Crue, On The Road by Jack Kerouac, Ape and the Sushi Master, Harry Potter books (I concede its dorkiness), Angels and Demons, Ethan Frome, Turn of the Screw, Battlefield Earth (though the movie is shitty), The Dubliners, Chuck Palahniuk stuff, Cry the beloved country (umfundies), Carl Hiaasen books, To Kill a Mockingbird, just give me a book and I will read it...I admit it, I love to read...it is fun-de-mental
Tough question...I would say my family both immediate and beyond...but of course my rents and brother are the tops because i consider myself damn lucky to have them and i would have been dead in a gutter somewhere if it wasn't for them, they helped me become a pretty decent adult i think...my other brothers, though not biological, they might as well be are mos def my heroes in some way or another...other than that, I guess my hero is the guy who just goes out and lives his days how he wants to live them and does what he wants to do but doesn't do it in a shifty way without regard to others...the guy who can look back at his life and say, "I did it the best I could and I had a damn fun time doin it."