God.. just to ask him why things have gotten so out of hand in this world and why life has become so limiting in so many different ways....George Bush Jr.. - to see if he really is THAT stupid or whether he is really Dan Quayle ... Elvis Presley.. - just to take a picture with him with a face full of biscuits and drugged out...Ben and Jerry.. to thank them for the fat on my thighs and salute their dedication to great ice cream... My old roomie, Mikey Dee... wherever he is to take him back to before his debilitating surgery and convince him not to have it... Jad Fair (cause he is off the wall)Daniel Johnston (cause he is REALLY off the wall) , Dave Attell (to snog him), Dane Cook (to snog him as well), Johnny Damon (to kick him in the nuts after snogging him, Shia LaBeouf (to give him the screenplay I am writing) ...Old friends I havent seen in a while, Pear, Tom G and Tom G, Kerry J, Kerry H, James, Mags, and their ever expanding universe...