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Keelen

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About Me

Hollahollahollahollaa hollaholla holla I am a hockey player and go to PennState. Born and raised in M-town me and my friends drink drink entirely too much, as a result i have developed an ulcer and have gone blind for a little while on several occasions... Wooooooo!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brendan Keelen
Birthday: 7/17/87
Birthplace: Middletown
Current Location: PennState
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: what
The Shoes You Wore Today: Path
Your Weakness: vaginuhhh
Your Fears: vaginuhhh
Your Perfect Pizza: the one where the delivery man shows up and his erect penis stares me in the face as i open the box
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: drink for 24 hours straight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need to piss
Your Best Physical Feature: my hairless torso
Your Bedtime: when all is said and done
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: add a little vodka and who can tell the difference
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: do you?
Do you Swear: Fuck...
Do you Sing: indeed
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: ?
Do you want to go to College: In college
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, no one will shag you if you wouldn't shag yourelf
Are you a Health Freak: certainly not
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: what a gay question
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i did a shot everytime this survey asked me a question
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: shits raw
In the past month have you been on Stage: always in character
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: the pool was frozen
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: hahahaha
Ever been called a Tease: eh
Ever been Beaten up: for shame
Ever Shoplifted: yeah!
How do you want to Die: at the age of a 100 or so i want to be overwhelmed by a group of young cheerleaders who want to race me down a hill
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a man on a mission
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
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My Interests

hockey, women, drinking, tattoos, the new jersey devils, penn state football.

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Music:

Thrice, Trapt, Thursday, Disturbed, Green Day, Tom Petty, Hootie, Breaking Benjamin, Staind, Cold, Pepper, O.A.R., Catch 22, Reel Big Fish, Shinedown, Blindside, Less Than Jake, The Doors, Senses Fail, My Chemical Romance, Bad Religion, Bleed the Dream, Rise Against, Dead Poetic, Bob Seger, Bruce Springsteen, The Eagles, Finch, Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, Fuel, Funeral for a Friend, Silverstein, Lost Prophets, Matchbook Romance, Evans Blue, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Audioslave, Story of the Year, The Offspring, Bad Religion

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Pirates of the Carribean, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Waiting, National Treasure, Miracle, Remember the Titans, Family Guy Movie

Television:

Family Guy, King of Queens, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Drew Carey Show, War at Home, CSI, Law and Order, Friends, Hockey, Football, Yes Dear, Home Improvement, Everybody Loves Raymond

Books:

Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, Harry Potter, Life and Times of Frederick Douglass

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