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...come little children, i'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment..come little children the times come to play, here in my garden of magic...
Hidyho fuckers and sexual fiends, my nameth be $oF!@...
I AM:
*the NATURE of your FREAK
*the one whom goes by the Pirate name {Sealegs Esmerelda}
*the one whom secretly desires to perish by the fangs of a lustful Vampire
*the deviant other whom brings a chaotic party of booze, boobs and psychotic laughter to EVERY occasion
*the one whom CANNOT go a day without music.. i get aggressive without my fix
*the most non-Italian Italian you will ever meet.. except for my love of Mafia novels and movies (suck on that Matt! hahah)
*the one whom lives in the fairytale world of daydreams and imagination
*the one whom cannot live without old school cars.. the 50's - 70's make me melt
*the crazy beast whom makes mothers pull their young close at the heretical sight of her.. daily happenings haha
*the one whom WILL confuse you to no end.. Try to keep up.. if you dare
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THE ADORING FANS...
“Definitely outside of the box” --Mum
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“A bundle of diabolical fun, inciting infernal glee in the hearts of mankind.” --Karl
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“Sofia is a bombshell sex kitten who makes my world spin fast and my air seem everlasting. Who needs heaven when Sofia is on earth? Who needs hell when she’s the hottest thing around!? Angels seem unholy when she breezes into the room- especially my room because I love her in my bed! I AM THE BABY SPOON! Hope you never change, bestest of friends forever more... Love your sex fiend lesbian lover Sam ;) xox” --Sam
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Personal philosphy? Clothing optional.
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My GOD and numero uno husband of all time, none other than the incredible Sir Johnny Depp.. pretty sure i would pass out if i ever saw him
The Sex: Johnny DeppGAAAAAAAHHH RAPE ME NOW !!...
I BREATHE MAKE-UP!! Everything from theatre, fashion, film/tv and especially special effects shall be my forte... as many know I love to scare and twist the minds of all.. The element of shock...*Enticing*
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lastly i am a perfectionist which is why this profile is subject to change..A LOT!.. just because it pisses me off after a while.. it's actually festering on my mind, right this second as you read.. damn you Myspace!