To the Whore who took my poems |
god was there, he always had the best drugs, knew where to get them. i'm sure i'm the queen of things, spinning in circles bumping into you over and over.so lame even the gay boys scream out: "this ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:13:00 GMT |
By Special Request (ADDED BONUS TRACK AT THE END!) |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgNpSwwF6A
Liz....you wanted to hear this song last night, so here it is ......you rock & I roll...perfect
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:51:00 GMT |
I used to miss him but my aim got better |
I know intellectually what I'm supposed to be getting from a relationship. I'm writing a damn book about it. But being faced with being offerred less than that (sometimes a lot less than that) &...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:23:00 GMT |
Road Queen of Memorial Day 2008 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgTDxJP_Ad4
I had no business on this bike but ......it was so MANLY....I had to ride it. I never got it out of 2nd gear. But I still scared myself. and yes....
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 06:33:00 GMT |
No small thing |
Today, at 7:30 a.m., my Pre-Pubescent One turned 13. I find myself completely befuddled as to how thirteen years flew by so quickly. I find that I am ridiculously emotional today. I think ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 20:56:00 GMT |
DON’T WASTE THE PRETTY |
Once, a long time ago during one of my inappropriate boyfriend phases, my dad (with whom I had a volatile and uncomfortable relationship with) said something odd to me which I didn't understand until ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 16:21:00 GMT |
Hitler's got the wrong bike. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukAhlxl4hmM
so extra funny if you seen the movie "the long way round"!!!
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 13:20:00 GMT |
how to make a girl love you in 40 steps |
1.tell her you think that she’s cool. Girls have this bizarre thing about compliments and validation - particularly when she thinks you’re cool already. If she thinks you’re an...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:47:00 GMT |
EVERY GIRL..EVER!! (i heart brittney <3 ) |
Knock knock Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:27:00 GMT |
blow job etiquette (thanks to VonFuct for the material) |
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful.3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to c...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:50:00 GMT |
