I fixed three vacuum cleaners Today! |
Anyone who knows me from Cloyne is aware that I have a certain neuroticism surrounding vacuum cleaners*. This probably comes from cleaning the west wing for a couple of semesters and learning how to f...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:48:00 GMT |
I get a lot of this guys email |
Hi Desmond,I think you might have the wrong Victor Wong. It's a popular name, and it is one that we share with a semi-famous actor who starred in such hit movies as the Golden Child, Big Trouble in Li...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:47:00 GMT |
Im a bad daddy |
I did this to one of my babies this weekend:I won't get into how it happened, but there's probably a good reason why every bass player sets their bass down on the floor and doesn't lean it up against ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:12:00 GMT |
Blog Shotgun Vol. 1 |
Blog Shotgun brings you a bunch of mini blog posts so I dont waste a bunch of time with a single gag trying to make you laugh.What, you think I just post exaggerated rants and overblown observations o...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 16:00:00 GMT |
Stop trippen’, Shante |
Shante, I don't know if this letter ever found you. Maybe Cyn changed her mind and decided not to send it. On the other hand, maybe you read it and discarded it in either disgust or a lust-filled pass...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:46:00 GMT |
Why do I keep going to Taqueria La Bonita? |
I keep going back. Why, oh, why? Is it because it's the only burrito place around the corner from my office? Or is it that I like how the guy who works there always calls me "boss"? That does make me ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
I am the man |
It’s really unfortunate, but a bunch of east bay punk rockers probably still think I’m "the man".You see, I was once the house manager of a notorious Berkeley Co-op Cloyne Court. I wont go...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:43:00 GMT |
Sorry Narwhal, my new favorite animal is the honey badger |
At minute 2:20 observe this series of events:1. honey badger steals a cobra’s meal and eats it2. adding injury to insult, the badger decides to eat the cobra as well3. the cobra bites ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:03:00 GMT |
Hey, when you gotta go... |
It was Easter Sunday afternoon in Dolores park. The Hunky Jesus competition had just come to an end and the line for the bathroom was at least 30 strong. I waited it out and scored the coveted private...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:41:00 GMT |
