Jeremy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like everything except parking structures, slow computers, when elevators stop on every floor, Sheryl Crow, fancy pens that you get for presents and are afraid to use because they might get stolen so they just sit in boxes forever, Macy Gray, when people refer to themselves as an "individual", i.e. "I'm a hard working individual"â€¦."I'm an individual who can benefit from blah blah blah", walkers when I'm driving, drivers when I'm walking, when things get caught on other things, the phrase "but that's neither here nor there," Nazis, when people feel it's necessary to say "Looks like we're playing a little game of phone tag", and when you're at the gym and some dude hops on the treadmill right next to yours when there are hundreds of other vacant ones to choose from- he reeks of some cheap aftershave like Brut by Faberge and sets the speed to 10.0 while wearing flip-flops.

My Interests

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yodelers

My Blog

I’m glad we didn’t buy the mushroom one

Last night, Kimberly and I popped one of those Wolfgang Puck's frozen bbq chicken pizzas in the oven. We turned on a movie and as usual, Kimberly was asleep 10 minutes into it. A little bit later, Kim...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Don’t talk. Just sing.

Read this: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,350916,00.htmlAlicia, Why do musicians insist on sharing their ridiculous political views with the public? Why can't you just stick with what...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:57:00 GMT

Unimpressive Statements

How annoyed do you get when people try to win approval by saying shit like this?1."I’m the father of 9 children." On purpose? What do you need 9 kids for? Can...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:54:00 GMT

Oh boy! A blog.

Gotta have a blog. EVERYBODY has to have a blog. Everywhere I go, it's all about blogs. Blog this, blog that. All day long, blog blog blog. "Yo, check out my blog at www.blogcity.com!"..."I ment...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:59:00 GMT