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Jason Francis-Duncan

faketalesoflondon

About Me

jason francis Finnegan...
...the sort of person you should avoid
LOVES:
my sharp wit, girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys, my friends, casual racism, being working class, lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, mixed race kids, mockneys, cockneys, jewish girls, blonde girls, indie kids, skinny jeans, MORRISSEY, metal rifts & guitar squeals, dance beats, Ryan Gigs, Temper T's high top trim, girls with dark hair, girls with green eyes, EAMONN'S DANCING! Kate Jackson, the irish, writing, wilco, the romance of crime, Matt Le Tissier, poetry, film, physics & biology, vintage photogrphs, skinhead culture, tarantino films, girls that make me laugh, girls who constantly look good, LONDON, being english, cutting my own hair, route master buses (R.I.P), lawrence's paranoic comedic rants about anything that may or may not threaten his life, playin football on a sunday, DRUGS, red old fashioned phone boxes, nike trainers, lawrence in general, manchester united, flirting with your Mrs, the mighty boosh, lyle & scott, michael caine style glasses, bein in three bands, rude boys & girls, french accents & style, interracial relationships, grey english skys, my sunglasses, dimpeld smiles, light brown eyes, mod fashion, legs, kung fu movies (the victim), football hooligans (Red Army), aryans (seig heil), jonny marr, hip-hop before the year 2000, london based slang (cockney & rude boy), my life (sometimes), ginger girls & boys, sleep, samurai movies (shogun assassin), drugs & drink, cute nerds, girls who wear glasses, Eric Catona, overly rough sex, overly soft sex, sex in general, STREET FIGHTER,Arnold schwarzenegger & all his films, people who can be themselves & you, half the time.
HATES:
ignorance (his, hers and my own), worthless stupid rich kids, bein a vegan and gettin NOTHING in return, coke heads, stuck up broads, propper racists, baggy clothes, violent mugs, south africans, ken livingstone, death, bein ill, the repercussions of crime, any thing anti-english, common idiots, rain in the summer, pubic hair, bad smells, chavs, bein 5 foot 10, getting wet agasintst my will, BEING STOOD UP, cock ache afer a wank, bein ignored, my new foreskin, bein single for 20 years, the amount of hair on my fukin body, humorless bints, happy hardcore, size zero models, CLOWNS, being wrong, spelling, chemistry, bein lazy, left wing polotics, bein broke, bad teeth, enoch powell, bad feet, when couples argue infront of you, bad breath, having to wash, wetting the bed, failing to pull, overly rough sex, overly soft sex, sex in general, cold wheather & you, the other half of the time.

My Interests

arcade

Music:


Television:

boosh

Heroes:

morrissey

han solo(A.K.A danny boy)

frank carter
rudeboys with guitars

My Blog

tuseday...

Today was seamless. The sun shone proudly at 1st. but relented as the morning evolved into afternoon. The clouds were complacent and wondered with out agendas, leaving the sky almost too blue, but per...
Posted by Jason Francis-Duncan on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:14:00 PST

Typical

When I saw her coming My heart started running To pass such an opportunity would be a shame I could tell she was foreign She could tell I was common But we entertained each other just the ...
Posted by Jason Francis-Duncan on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST

Last Of The Famous International Rants

I don't know how I've done it but I've come to think that some of the young black people of britain should stop being such stupid PRICKS & start acting the way I do, just chill out, read a bo...
Posted by Jason Francis-Duncan on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST

"what did you call it...?"

"Sorry mate what was that?" "new&" "new what&!?" "NEW RAVE?" "bollocks&" There's no such thing, and if there is the only iota of "new rave" on the klaxons ironically named debut 'myths of the near f...
Posted by Jason Francis-Duncan on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST