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Maria

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About Me

I'm easily entertained, I like eating, drinking, dancing, laughing, writing, socialising, listening to and making music and impersonating people on TV. I never remember the lyrics to songs so I make my own up and think they are right. I love London but I like to get out of the city and see the sky and breathe fresh air when I can. I like everyone else to be having a good time. I love my family, my boyfriend, my friends and my godson. I'm the oldest of my siblings and I like having my own way but I hate bullies. When I'm really drunk I think I can dance like Michael Jackson. I sleeptalk a lot and shout out things like "where's my food?" and "WHAT'S THE POINT" in the middle of the night.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my maker - you out there?

Music:

The Phoenix Drive, The Resistors, The Social, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, Kings of Leon, Queens of the Stone Age, Jeff Buckley, The Kinks, White Stripes, Pixies, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, The Strokes, Interpol, Supergrass, Velvet Underground, Jimi Hendrix, The Smiths, Grandaddy, Willy Mason, Ben Harper, Gram Parsons, Warren Zevon, Elvis, Pulp, Guns'n'Roses, Stone Roses, Mercury Rev, Blur, Libertines, Jackson 5, Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, David Bowie, Frank Zappa, Ramones, Detroit Cobras, Turin Brakes, Beach Boys, Nick Cave, Michael Jackson, Blondie, the Social, Beck, Longpigs, System of a Down, the Doors.

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Life of Brian, City of God, The Royal Tenenbaums, Big Lebowski, Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, Donnie Darko, The Ladykillers (original), Dr Strangelove, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Graduate, Sideways, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Festen, Life Is Beautiful, Best in Show, Carlito's Way, Lost Boys, The Breakfast Club, Indiana Jones, The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, Singles, Heathers, Man on the Moon, Lord of the Rings, Dangerous Liaisons

Television:

Six Feet Under, Scrubs, pretty much any detective programme, no matter how crap

Books:

The Life of Pi, Crime and Punishment, His Dark Materials trilogy, Bonjour Tristesse, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, The Old Man and the Sea, The Outsider, Emma, The Prince, Catch 22, Lord of the Flies, Brave New World, Great Expectations, The Red Badge of Courage, The Great Gatsby, Far From the Madding Crowd, Malcolm X, Holes, The Picture of Dorian Gray