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The Dark Lord

When the Jews return to Zion..And a comet rips the sky..And the Holy Roman Empire rises,..Then You a

About Me



Who am I?

I'm just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

I also say 'fuck'.

Alot.

"There is no peace. There is passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken." -- Sith Code

My Interests

.. Video gaming, football (life-long Cowboys fan), bass guitar, live music, metal in various forms, books, media of all types (CDs, DVDs, you name it), web graphics, writing, medieval history, zombies, and a ton of other shit that I'll probably add later.

I'd like to meet:

CURRENT MOON moon info

Who'd I like to meet? Anyone with similar interests/taste in music more or less. I'm pretty laid back about adding folks if either criteria is met.

Music:

.. VELCRO PYGMIES LISTED FIRST SO THAT KAYCEE LYNN DOESN'T HIT ME WITH A CHAIR!! They're pretty fucking cool, too.

Oh, and Disturbed, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Johnny Cash, Clandestine, Pogues, Flogging Molly, Samael, "Jekyll & Hyde", Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, BLS, Blind Guardian, Nevermore, Helstar, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Iced Earth, Alter Bridge, In Flames, Avenged Sevenfold, Sevendust, Mudvayne, Tool, Perfect Circle, Jeff Healey, Metallica (pre-black album and pre-Lars-turns-money-grubbing-pussy phase - R.I.P., Cliff), Megadeth, Anthrax, Testament, Pantera, Damageplan (R.I.P, Dime), "Phantom of the Opera", Demon Hunter, Godsmack, Arch Enemy, KISS, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Halford, Charlie Daniels, Hank Williams Jr., Frank Sinatra, Poe, Drowning Pool, Taproot, Drain STH, Kittie, Flotsam and Jetsam, Nuclear Assault, Overkill, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Type O Negative, White Zombie / Rob Zombie, Monster Magnet, Dope, Boy Hits Car, Union Underground, Slipknot, Fear Factory, Static X, Misfits (original), Samhain, Danzig (first few albums), Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Cold, Rammstein, CKY, 36 Crazyfists, Children of Bodom, Slayer, Mushroomhead, Soilwork, Mastodon, Chimaira, Susperia, and a whole load of others that make up about a 500 CD music collection.

Movies:

..

Star Wars (Eps I - VI), Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Romero's "Dead" series, Return of the Living Dead I and II, Serenity, Tombstone, An American Werewolf in London, Halloween I and II, Psycho (the original), American Psycho, The Shining, IT, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Pale Rider, Young Guns I and II, Carrie, Salem's Lot, Ringu, Ju On, The Grudge, Batman Begins, Dragonslayer, Clash of the Titans, The Hunt for Red October, The Howling, X-Men / X2 / X3, Blade, The Punisher, Sin City, Red Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk 'Till Dawn, Mark of Zorro, 13th Warrior, Braveheart, Dracula (1931), The Exorcist, The Exorcist III: Legion, Underworld and Underworld: Evolution, Interview With the Vampire, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, various other sci-fi / fantasy / action / horror / indy films.

Television:

.. Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, the Simpsons, Family Guy, ATHF, Metalocalypse, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Robot Chicken, Inked, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Nip/Tuck, Raw, Smackdown!, ECW, G4TV.

Books:

.. Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Timothy Zahn, Margaret Weis, Tracy Hickman, Poe, Bram Stoker, Tolkein, Anne Rice, Clive Barker, history, military philosophy, religious text - various faiths, The Brothers Grimm - a load of others.

Heroes:

.. In music - Steve Harris, Dimebag, Geddy Lee, Cliff Burton, Zakk Wylde, Geoff Tate

In writing - Stephen King

In life - my father, for all the years of putting up with my shit. Patience of friggin' Job sometimes, that one.

My Blog

Update

Cable's restored, so now I have water, power, and can hit the internet like the rich folks. Speaking of rich folks, there's a big-assed "OMGWTFWEGOTTABAILOUTDUMBASSES" bill being yammered over at...
Posted by The Dark Lord on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:53:00 PST

Post Storm

Got power from a generator, and an aircard, so dropping a bit of an update. Three trees down, none hit the house.  Still no power, but didn't lose water.  Had a few showers that came close t...
Posted by The Dark Lord on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:57:00 PST

The great experiment

... has officially been deemed a failure. After apparently deciding that they didn't need either an IT manager, *or* a document editor, the CEO decided to dissolve our association. A.k.a., I got fired...
Posted by The Dark Lord on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:39:00 PST

My Dad

I started this off and had some idea of what I wanted to write about my dad.  But the fact is, most of what I would say would be trite and just won't cover the topic.  Instead, I'll just try...
Posted by The Dark Lord on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:42:00 PST

Fallen

Fallen How far have we fallen?                 The question haunts me every night I have to scavenge & to crawl & to bargain & to ...
Posted by The Dark Lord on Sat, 10 May 2008 03:55:00 PST

I’m not easy to rattle

But that kid from the new A&W restaurant commercials creeps me right the fuck out. Just saying.
Posted by The Dark Lord on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:40:00 PST

I’m alive

"I’m Alive" -- DisturbedNever again will I be dishonoredAnd never again will I be remindedOf living within the world of the jadedThey kill inspirationIt’s my obligationTo never again, allo...
Posted by The Dark Lord on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

A lesson

One I’m still trying to learn ... "If you seperate yourself from the ones you love, the monster wins." I’ve been a monster. Don’t let it win.
Posted by The Dark Lord on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:49:00 PST

*grumble*

It’s a little bit shy of 2 am.  I got home from work about fifteen minutes ago.  Me and Dean have been installing and configuring a surround sound system in our work place’s conf...
Posted by The Dark Lord on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:00:00 PST

One last hope ...

"Ties That Bind"I tear on the leashThat keeps me contained and controlledLet me goI want to break freeAnd fight my way out of this hole[Chorus]One last hopeTo rise and break awayAbove the faded lineWa...
Posted by The Dark Lord on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:12:00 PST