iliana

"MY FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT I'VE GOTTA WEAR SHADES...."!!!!-Austin Powers
****HEY!!!CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!****: CHECKOUT ALL the INFO ABOUT MY MUSIC ON: MYSPACE.COM/WORLDWIDE (click: "ILIANA:CALIENTE" in my top friends)
MY WEBSITE: WWW.ILIANAFISCHER.COM W/ TONS OF UPLOADABLE PHOTOS (POSTER-SIZED)!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY NEW VIDEOBLOG SERIES!!! JUST CLICK ON "VIDEOS" ON MY DEFAULT PROFILE PAGE!!!!!! THEY R SUPERCOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO:
-MY CD "CALIENTE" RANKED 2 in CLUB & LATIN CATEGORIES; and, 25 IN POP CATEGORY and HAS DONE PHENOMENALLY WELL ON the TOP 100 MUSIC RANKINGS ON MYSPACE!!!!!! CLICK THIS TO SEE:
http://topartists.myspace.com/index.cfm?Mytoken=13DAF1C0-698 5-494C-B3544A17CD2FE74363488342&fuseaction=music.topBand s&page =2&GenreID=28&Country=US&state=California&zi p=&distance=&localType=state&xargstringp=&xa rgstringn=&lastpagesent=1
-ME AS the FEATURED RECORDING ARTIST THIS WEEK! MY CD "CALIENTE" and MUSICVIDEO "MARIPOSA" IS "CD PICK of the WEEK" ONLINE AT:
http://www.bpmtv.com/music.php:
Iliana: "Caliente""The cd "Caliente" :by model turned singer Iliana, consists of Latin-Pop-Dance-Rap-Hip-Hop and R&B. Her lead off single “I Can Feel It” became a popular hit on California’s English & Spanish radio stations. Iliana mixes up genres and languages giving everyone something to enjoy about this album."
- LOTS OF REDCARPET APPEARANCES(SEE LIST OF PROMO and REDCARPET APPEARANCES IVE DONE ON: MYSPACE.COM/WORLDWIDE,SEE MY 2nd "FRIEND" ON MY FRIENDSLIST BELOW)
-ME INTERVIEWED ON DAVE NAVARRO'S NEW TALKSHOW ON MANIATV.COM SHOW: "SPREAD ENTERTAINMENT".ITS A LIVE,PERSONAL INTERVIEW DISCUSSING and AIRING MY NEW MUSICVIDEO; and, SOME OF THE ISSUES SURROUNDING the TOPIC of VICTIMS-of-DOMESTIC-VIOLENCE, THAT HE & I BOTH SHARE... NAVARRO'S FIRST EPISODES AIRED 2 WEEKS AGO!!!!! CHECK IT OUT!! ITS VERY CALIENTE!!!!!
-Iliana joins ManiaTV! Tantra World Wide and 8th Wonder of the World in the groundbreaking DV8 Live Cyber Party Denver 5/8/2007 10:21 PM GMT (TransWorldNews) ManiaTV announced today that multi-faceted celebrity Iliana Fischer will guest star alongside Born in the Flood, Meese, The Photo Atlas, and Jamie Kennedy during the worlds-first ever DV8-Live Cyber Festival on May 12th,19,26th. The star will also play host to the DV8 after-party directly following the event. Her appearance will be broadcast LIVE alongside the other acts on ManiaTV!'s LIVE Internet TV stream and simulcast in various virtual 3D settings on Second Life. Viewers can access the 3D concert via www.tantraww.com.
-ALSO BEEN DOING LIVE RADIO APPEARANCES I.E.: "MANCOW RADIOSHOW" w/ OVER 40 million listeners!!!!
About Iliana Fischer
Iliana is a multi-lingual U.C Berkeley graduate (majored in psychology and spanish literature/poetry) from San Francisco whose modeling and acting career began at the age of 15. Since then, her physical beauty and intelligence has taken her to great career heights that include supporting roles on Baywatch, V.I.P, and Moesha, and guest appearances on the Tyra Banks Talk Show, P.A.X,B.E.T., and MTV. As a model, Iliana has been featured in Playboy and Italian Maxim/Max, and has participated in runway shows in the U.S. and Milan, Italy. Her first solo album titled “Caliente” is in stores now.SEE: myspace.com/worldwide.... Learn more about Iliana by going to her website at www.ilianafischer.com
MORE COOL NEWS:
-WE JUST SIGNED A DISTRIBUTION DEAL FOR MY SONGS TO BE PLAYED ON TV SHOWS,FEATURE FILMS,BALLGAMES,ETC....!!!
-ME IN ASKMEN.COM
COMING SOON :
-STICKERS,MAGNETS,and T-SHIRTS OF ME FOR SALE ON MY WEBSITE: WWW.ILIANAFISCHER.COM (SEE MY BLOG!)
CHECKOUT VIDEO OF ME AT MY "SURFSHOOT" IN MALIBU!!! PRETTY RAD,DUDE!!!(PHOTOGRAPHY BY CELEB/PAPARAZZI PHOTOGRAPHER: BORIS ISSEI (bauer-griffin.com):
PersonalityStevie D.(BSPN.COM) interviewing me at ITVF afterparty on the redcarpet at Mood

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***** my website: WWW.ILIANAFISCHER.COM...DOWNLOAD PHOTOS OF ME AND MAKE LARGE POSTERS OR SCREENSAVERS FOR YOUR PHONE OR COMPUTER!!!!!!!******
MISSION: to make a positive difference in the world using my biracial mutant powers!!!...and,to achieve the "QWAN" (see movie: "Jerry MacGuire")...me:half puerto rican and half german.....
In the works:
-A new entertainment show "Icons U.S.A." to be aired on PAX....I co-hosted a pilot episode of the show with Mr. Lamans,Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff and world-reknown record producer(Jessica Simpson/Paris Hilton/Run DMC)Romeo Antonio...
-I also made an appearance in a reality series starring the legendary rock group "Journey"..to be aired on MTV someday!!!
Checkout: Me and Amber Smith on gossip article:www.dotspotter.com
http://www.dotspotter.com/news/140108_Amber_Smith_Iliana_Fis cher
And another article on dotspotter.com about me vs. Pamela Bach-HasselhofARTICLE!!!:http://www.dotspotter.com/news/6015 1_Iliana_Fischer_vs._Pam
(THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!)
ALSO CHECKOUT MY PICTURES IN MY 'PICS': FROM THE PAGES OF HOTBOATS MAGAZINE; AND, FROM STEELE VIDEOGAME/IPOD ACCESSORIES PRINTAD!!!!!THEY'RE REALLY COOL!!!!
AND:
THE 3 PAGE ARTICLE ABOUT ME IN URBANMAINSTREAM.COM...(Look in my "PICS" page3)

VIEW IT HERE ON THE LEFT AND ON COMCAST MVspy digital-on-demand channel!!!!!!!!CHECKOUT MY FIRST MUSICVIDEO: "MARIPOSA"(english="Butterfly") :its a spanish/english r&b song I wrote about a woman who is mistreated/abused and acquires the strength the "kick the guy to the curb"...she is ready to become the diva that she was always meant to be!!! DOWNLOAD IT ON THE MUSIC PAGE UNDER: (artist)"ILIANA" (title) "CALIENTE".....distributed by World WIDE Recordings...
Actors: ILIANA and Elton
Title: Mariposa
Directed by: Matt Emery
Executive Produced: Quentin B. Mays
"The hardest love to learn is that which is dark.The kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love & regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before: PURE LOVE..."
-Jenny McCarthy " Dirty Love"
***** my website: WWW.ILIANAFISCHER.COM...DOWNLOAD PHOTOS OF ME AND MAKE LARGE POSTERS OR SCREENSAVERS FOR YOUR PHONE OR COMPUTER!!!!!!!******
NOPE: i was not born into money/famous parents; nor, did I acquire celebritydom by becoming the girlfriend/wife of some super-wealthy guy or celebrity (just about every guy Ive been involved with resented my career/accomplishments and either refused to help me,or tried to sabotage me to keep me from "shining" too brightly)...I got off to a rough start in life: I was severely abused & neglected as a child by my own family(dont worry-I'M OVER IT!!!).I used welfare to help me graduate from college as a single mom at U.C. Berkeley;and,I have so far sponsored my own career in showbiz (except,for my recording career)...just about everything Ive accomplished Ive done ON MY OWN through :
-sheer talent/creativity/superior intelligence
-creative problem-solving (a.k.a. "an open-mind")/risk-taking
-being born with a God-given (not plastic-surgeon or Alexis Vogel-given)exceptionally pretty face
-charm/charisma
-lots of "cojones"
-working my -ss off for many,many,many years!!!!
-the help of some good strangers
-the grace of God
-exercising regularly since I was 12 years old....
TRIVIA: IN ROMANIAN,MY NAME "ILIANA" MEANS:"OF GREAT BEAUTY"...IN FIJIAN,MEANS:"GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS"...IN GREEK,"ILIANA" MEANS:"LIGHT,BRIGHT,ONE WHO ENLIGHTENS OR ILLUMINATES"...IN HUNGARIAN:"THE BRIGHT ONE".....
I would like to give a "shout out" to the Mormon missionaries of the Church of Latter Day Saints, who devote their lives to helping people ,AND MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!. They will help you change your life for the better if you're willing to make the necessary changes !!!! I love them for their belief in NORMAL TRADITIONAL family values (THEY DO NOT SUPPORT POLYGAMY-THAT WAS AN OLD PRACTICE USED IN WARTIME ONLY TO PROVIDE FOR ALL the SINGLE MOMS & WIDOWS)......
... Another shout out to Meyer from "A-Jeanius"(!)-he's in my top 8!!!**** He's had me promoting/wearing his "A Jeans" clothing line on Channel 62 several latin TV/ Telemundo TV shows that he sponsors such as: "12 Corazones" and "Buscando Amor"........
I want to congratulate and thank my good friend and fellow boriqua Nikki Zeno ( the hottest "Price Is Right" model ever)on her new venture : her own modeling agency : NIKKI'S ANGELS (nikkisangels.com or see nikki in my top friends)...and say "thanks" for keeping me busy with different modeling jobs...coolest job so far:3 day swimsuit photoshoot in North Carolina for HotBoat Magazine(my Sep. issue on newsstands NOW!)(hotboat.net).(Siiiggghhhh!!!- I LOOOOVE them SOUTHERN BOYS!!!!!!) Hotboats could be featured in Forbes Magazine as well .We sped 145mph in one of those awesome speedboats: it was fabulous!!!! Also promoted and modeled for print ads for "Soft Trading" video gaming accessories...
MY MUSICVIDEO "MARIPOSA" HAS BEEN GETTING PLAYED ON COMCAST's MUSICVIDEO CHANNEL MVSPY ... THANKYOU MY FRIEND OF OVER TWO YEARS: ELTON ("Italian Sexy Boy"-in my "top 8")FOR PLAYING MY "ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND" IN THE VIDEO!!!! YOU WERE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Thanx to Duane Christy (CEO of AARGON Collection Agency)for sponsoring me financially for awhile & helping me rebuild my life after my psycho ex-husband left it in shambles....DUANE: u're an ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA,MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
more of me on my website: www.ilianafischer.com
ciao!!!! everyone!
Me: ORIGINALLY AN INTELLECTUAL NERD/FLAT-CHESTED "LONER" FASHION-RUNWAY MODEL and U.C. BERKELEY GRADUATE FROM SAN FRANCISCO WHO SOMEHOW ENDED UP A M.I.L.F.,VOLUPTUOUS PLAYBOY MODEL,Prof.ACTRESS AND RECORDING ARTIST IN L.A FIGHTING FOR THE VOICE OF THE UNDERDOG IN THIS CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
ME:
-Model:Playboy/did some modeling in europe/glamour/swimsuit/print/runway/pinup,etc..
-Prof. actress:imdb credits/learned & practiced some Meisner techniques
-Recording Artist: cd "Caliente" latin/english pop,dance,hip-hop,r&b (click "iliana:Caliente" in my top friends for my music page)Clubplay in Florida,East coast and L.A....radioplay in eastcoast, so far....hit #8 on L.a. dj dance club charts 2 weeks after my first single was released! Y-E-E-E-E-E-SSSS!!!
-musicvideo currently playing on Comcast MVspy digital-on-demand.....
In a "nutshell" (no "pun" intended,cuz I often feel like Im surrounded by a bunch of nuts!!!), Im a person in a perpetual state of recovery from severe childhood abuse from my family(who at this point refuses to see me or speak to me or my daughter for at least 15 years-without telling me why-ISNT THAT S-P-E-C-I-A-L ???!!!!)as well as abuse from 2 marriages (last one I barely escaped alive) and other random strangers I thought were friends or companions....CAN U SAY: "E-N-O-U-G-H ALREADY"!!!!!
GOOOOOOSSSSSSH DANG!!!!!!!...... I MEAN C'MON, PEOPLE-WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH U??????!!!!!!!
So: DAY OF RECKONING??????: mission :to seek justice in my daughter's/my life to somehow rectify our suffering....Turn "lemons into lemonade" so-to-speak ("when life hands you lemons...make lemonade"!!!!!)!!!!And to someday be in a position to help other young women in similar unfortunate situations...
HOW HAVE I STAYED SANE??? (or have i???!!!): LAUGHTER/SENSE of HUMOUR...
BEING A MOM...
YOGA...
EXERCISE...
PRAYER/MEDITATION/CHURCH...
READING/WATCHING/LISTENING TO INSPIRING MOVIES,MUSIC & BOOKS ...
BELIEF IN the PURSUIT of GOODNESS and JUSTICE FOR ALL...
CREATIVE EXPRESSION:DANCE,ACTING,SONG AND POETRY WRITING (I WRITE MY OWN SONGS)...
INSPIRATION FROM POSITIVE ROLE MODELS...
BEING DETERMINED TO BE A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL...
CHANNELING MY ANGER INTO PURSUING MY GOALS and CREATIVE ENDEAVORS...
HELPING OTHERS WHO DESERVE IT...****** ALSO MOST IMPORTANT******(though dont take my niceness for weakness-you VULTURES OUT THERE!!)
MY MOTTO: SUCCESS,LOOKING FABULOUS, and REMAINING A GOOD PERSON ARE THE BEST REVENGE!!!!!! WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY RESUME!!!! REVENGE IS DEFINITELY OCCURRING: B-I-G-T-I-M-E!!!!!
MY MISSION: TO X-OUT EVIL AND INJUSTICE (I HATE MEAN/SELFISH PEOPLE)OF ANY KIND USING MY BIRACIAL (Im half puerto rican and halF german)MUTANT POWERS....
WATCHOUT FOR HURRICANE ILIANA!!!!!!! SHE'S SWEEPING the NATION!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GET YOUR RAINCOAT, GRAB A POLE,and HOLDON T-I-G-H-T!!!!! HERE IT COMES!!!!!! (NOTHING SEXUAL INTENDED HERE....-YOU PERVS!!!!!!)
NAMASTE
Namaste is an Indian expression used as a greeting or upon parting (usually in yoga practices), by putting the palms of the hands together in prayer position. It means, “I honor the Spirit in you which is also in me.”This, of course, is also a way of saying, “I recognize that we are all equal.” -Namaste above by Deepak Chopra
Namaste, appreciation, and success all go hand in hand when you understand the true meaning.The meaning of success is the continued expansion of happiness and the progressive realization of worthy goals by honoring others.Success is a life filled with appreciation and gratitude. You could say the real meaning of Success is the ability to fulfill your desires effortlessly and with ease.Yet success- all by itself, success, including the creation of wealth, has been considered by some to be a process that requires hard work, and it is often considered by some to be at the expense of others.What's needed is a more spiritual approach to success and to affluence; which is the abundant flow of all good things to you.These laws have helped thousands of people live in harmony with nature and create with carefree-ness, joy, and love once they have realized it's true meaning. Namaste.CIAO!!!!! XXXXXOOOOO iliana(HAY, QUE CALORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!)(ITS HOT HOT HOT IN HUUUURRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!)