Twas an early morning in mid August of last year. A knock was heard at the door. With anticipation of another collector, the victim slowly opened the door to meet traveling bible salesmen, six year olds Topher, Craig, Andrew, and Rick. But this was a very strange day for them as they knocked on the door of an old house quaking with noise. The door slowly creaked open and there stood a grunged up man to teach these naive boys the ways of rock.
They called him the Mime. He spoke of how he worshiped a head of lettuce named Ralph and mass was held every night at six o'clock adorning Ralph with certain dressings and croutons. The boys were intrigued and willing to learn the ways of rock. They stayed in that house for fourteen years where they learned advanced rock: things like head banging, drumstick twirls, double bass, power chords, sweep picking, and the ever-so-famous rock scream.
One day the old man told the boys it was time. So he dropped them off in a park in Aberdeen Washington, which, as a twist of fate, was a Dark Sky Park.
They are now ready to take on the world, with a lot of revenge and a pocketful of tots. Hold onto your Johnsons, 'cause they are coming to rock you... like that which is a hurrican!
