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captain Fresh

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About Me

Hmmmmm. journalism major. guaranteed to be a hired dweeb in 4 years or less. I enjoy very little in this life. what i do like, i find immense joy in. grammar is meaningless. So let's get hammering at it. you should never, ever, under any circumstances, end a sentence with a preposition. the queen frowns on it. we frown it. settled. limit your modifiers. this isnt a fucking cotton candy machine. it's a language for god's sake.

My Interests

sex. they say men think about it every 8 seconds. i bet a bull-dyking, wanna-be womanizer came up with that shit. i'd convert her.

I'd like to meet:

Isaac Brock and Hunter S. somebody interesting... anybody. Someone who could love me.

Music:

modest mouse, pixies, all them mother fuckers from Wu-Tang (rza,gza, ole dirty bastard, inspect da dek, ghost face killah, red, and meth), the volta, black flag, bad brains, op ivy, minor threat, suicidal tendencies, the vandals, sublime, the velvet underground, blackilicious, not wyclef or lauryn hill but that other guy who was in the fugees, tlc, eminem, woody guthrie, bob dylan, ugly casanova, grateful dead, not sci or wsp or any of them other fags, particle's cool though.Bombstrike and Reign of Bombs. Chuck Berry.

Movies:

slaughterhouse of the rising sun, fucking, too many7, the big L.

Television:

ATHF, Arrested development, fam guy, cops.

Books:

on the road, the big sur, all them others by Daddy K. Fear and loathing's. rum diaries, tortilla flats, bluebeard, other steinnugut classics, rl stine's entire catalogue, carlos casteneda, drew carey's toilet reading series.

Heroes:

Henry rollins, my dad, and anyone else who is as gooda person as my other heroes.

My Blog

My brain fucks me over

Or is it the other way around am i on top or upside down Either way a fuck is a fuck and let's get that straight. I think I might be able to start to understand how somebody could live a life of mona...
Posted by captain Fresh on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:36:00 PST

Hopefully this song will be my last original thought of the day

well, i got nothing, not even sleep or food. BUT I GOT, yea i was right the first time.
Posted by captain Fresh on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:03:00 PST

this is going to get ugly

I'm sick of my firends dying. Why do they always have to go the way they do? Why can't they od or something. Get robbed. They're good people, taking it in the ass. I'm done i just had to get some shit...
Posted by captain Fresh on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:04:00 PST

god my fingers must have eaten some wrotten, kept coming.

this too shall past. love and life linger and fight. Spitting out strong words about whose wrong adn who's right. but can you end this affair, innocent wearing more than underwear, or repair some lost...
Posted by captain Fresh on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:48:00 PST

My dad’s book

My dad is releasing his fourth book. It's about living life in the grace of the lord. A grace filled life if you would. He's a smart guy. Look his books up or ask me. I'll post his website when i...
Posted by captain Fresh on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:53:00 PST

she said

she'll take me anywhere she'll take me anywhere as long as she stays with me she says she'll take me anywhere as long as i stay clean. I haven't had so much as a drink in weeks. I'm not bragging. I'm...
Posted by captain Fresh on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST

no flava bleeds into the aristocrats

Where does inspiration come from? Well it comes from in you, I suppose.What i can't fully reckon if im just supposing can I? Allow me to clarify. The feeling of true passion or emotion can most assure...
Posted by captain Fresh on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:58:00 PST

My g string is broken

Now what the fuck do I do? My guitar is broken. No thanks to the guy whose house I left it in. Fuck. Gotta watch shit.
Posted by captain Fresh on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:36:00 PST

Well

Well well well ~John Lennon
Posted by captain Fresh on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:26:00 PST

Pause

I sat out on my stoop looking out on nothing but old cars and other people's broken bottles. I wondered, "Have I got the balls." I clung to the brick wall and watched someone unlock their car. Were t...
Posted by captain Fresh on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:20:00 PST