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About Me

PORN CLOWN POSSE
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ME HAS TOO MUCH MOOLAH AND NOT 'NUFF WIMMINS OF THE SEXY/GROUPIE/HOT/PUNNANI TYPES TO SPEND IT ALL ON!!!! me's also a musician of da ighets rank in me turf. me would digs to write wicked poetic lines to da punannis and massiv batty mammas in me life. i plays da guitar dig a mam fucka, and spin me platters dig no one's business! i am a professional and amazin deejay, undercover agent like james bond like...who wurks fa da british government (i be jokin ya!).... , and all aroud riding the punanni crazed geeza!i am originally from brixton, england, and if yous don't know about brixton, livin in london now is a massiv relief! where i grew up, evun if yous were a skinny onky white boy dig me, yous wanted to grow up wiv da same soul and eart and beats and rhythyms as da black geezerss in turf. as da tunes evolved from da dig of reggae and ska to da diggin of ip op, geezers dig me who deejayed all da turf parties did ave to evolve wiv it - ence my form of natterin at yous !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

yous all can feel dig yous is earin me natta to yous in your westsides..your cribs...ya know - homes? houses?me would dig to meet brainiest new people who enjoylife, goin to wicked cukabillys, admire well dressed people, don't care much fa mingin pot tokin ippies but dig to smoke da pot anyways. woun, riding the punanni in da batty, my tunes, my gold, boxin', kick boxin', ma car!!! all of da mostest wicked wimin in da world who dig me to tickle their battys wiv my tongue!

My Blog

YOU THINK MY LINGO IS WEIRD? LEMME SHARE WID YA...

Ere's whot gets a bug up me batty ass when I see it ova an ova in messages an on da profiles of somma youss blokes an wimmins: "HOLLA! WANNA HOOK UP AN BE FUCK BUDDIES? HELLA! I ROCK! COOL ASS MO F...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Aug 2004 23:57:00 GMT

ME FAVE QUOTES FROM DA CINEMA...

BEST MOVIE QUOTES HEPCAT'S faves... SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS The next time you want information, don't scratch for it like a dog, ask for it like a man! Mr. Hunsecker, you've got more t...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Aug 2004 12:33:00 GMT

STRONG BAD is me 'ero!!!

"This site is a MUST VISIT FOR BIG SILLY LAUGHS! so check it out. My faves are (after ya click on "toons", then, on the remote click "toons" again), THE LUAU , IN SEARCH OF THE YELLO DELLO, STRONG ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:46:00 GMT

BALLS! BOLLOCKS! AN MASSIV MR BIGGIES! - FOR DEM WHOT ALWAYS IS ASKIN - I AM A GEEZA, A BLOKE, A MAN, A PUNANI LOVIN' HEPCAT!

FOR DEM WHAOT ASK ME ALWAYS - I BE A GEEZA! A BLOKE! A PUNANI-LOVIN' MAIN MAN!
Posted by on Wed, 04 Aug 2004 23:19:00 GMT

check out me massiv, catty, aminal mingin mr biggies! me leopard print balls! da chicks dig 'em...

check out me massiv, catty, aminal mingin mr biggies! me leopard print balls!
Posted by on Mon, 02 Aug 2004 14:35:00 GMT

me ain't no trisexual, geezas!!!

dis be in response to one who i thought was a "brotha" wot asked me if "me would diged to bang da punanni?" wiv im. da geeza calls imself "fuck me ard" - wus dat all about, boys? now, all youss ave to...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Aug 2004 13:22:00 GMT

the translation for the impatient geezas an wimmins here...

here is a translation for you,******. and it's a translation from my brixton, england dialect to something requiring less patience and appreciation of people's differences than what you recieved befor...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Aug 2004 00:43:00 GMT

a main man of mine sent me all of these swear lingo i ain't neva eard before. we use fings dig punanni, and dong, and plop, and batty hole, and motherfucker, and babylons...these is wierd wicked wicked, dey is!

a main man of mine sent me all of these swear lingo i ain't neva eard before. we use fings dig punanni, and dong, and plop, and batty hole, and motherfucker, and babylons...these is wierd wicked wicke...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Aug 2004 19:31:00 GMT

docta phil is a large batty boy small dong phony wiv a wicked bald ead dat shines and he is a liar dat digs punanni and mula

da massiv large bully ride the punanni doesn't care a plop about yous or your mam or your old geeza or your large flabby babylons - he digs ratings coz ratings = mula! is everyone suckered by da n...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Aug 2004 18:47:00 GMT

i worry about da bruvers on steroids whose dongs get small wiv their brains and thun dey become a costly medical facta in da house in my turf...they is worse than crack eads!

dis is wot i sent to my geeza who is a massiv muscley geeza wiv probably a small dong judgin by is auto and is profile. i worry about my fellow bruvers wot is less fortunate and classy and well educat...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Aug 2004 18:41:00 GMT