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I was born -- wait, it gets worse.

About Me

I am capable of flying. I am the best honkie for the job, I keep my pants on and I love to talk to myself in public ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friedrich In heaven all the interesting people are missing Nietzsche..eventho he's german and dead.

    A penny for your thoughts! =)

boo!

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Meet Juan, hes the shit!

I am Juan, and I look for women who can handle my fire. Fire from the thrust of my hips and my huge manhood. I love hot cars and even hotter women. You would like to ride in my Z-28, yes? It is flamin...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Where's My Cape?

Wheee it's a TGIAFTDW! That's TGIAFTDW as in Thank God It's A Fucking Three Day Weekend. I'm exhausted, however tonight i can't miss the wine tasting party put on by a friend from college so guess who...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:57:00 GMT

crackwhores-r-us

Ain't that a shame, the subject said."Ain't that a shame You haven't visited my adult webcam yet?what a shame. Let's talk about what you have been missing. When you choose me as your webcam girl, yo...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:49:00 GMT

Holy Sweet Mother!!! This is nice!

Holy sweet mother this is nice!! Take 1 lime, cut it into 8 pieces and put it in a (non breakable) glass. Throw 2 tsp of brown sugar with it. Now crush the lime, add some ice and ofcourse the magic in...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 16:56:00 GMT

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

Freedom!!!!  FREEEDOM!!!!Finally finished my tests! My brain refuses to respond properly so its time for a break! (read: it's time to paaaarty!! =)  Have a nice weekend everyone, im sure i w...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:36:00 GMT

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Aaahhhhhhhh, almost weekend! which means: NO MORE TESTS!!! Thank f* jesus! (and god ofcourse) I'm not complaining tho. I love tests. I love stress. I love the surge of helplessness coming on when i ha...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:09:00 GMT

Rush Hour Rambling

Wow its been a while since the last update. I'm now a married man! hah nOT! My life is a whirlwind of activity these days, lotsa fun but i wouldn't mind a short break =) Now, lets make a nice dinner, ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:43:00 GMT

To the fucker who stole my wallet

I hope you get herpes and die! Body{background-image:url(http://michiel.steman.net/musica/x xpic.php?p=3);background-position:Center;background-attachme nt:fixed;background-repeat:no-repeat;} Table, Td...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 04:05:00 GMT

ANNOUNCEMENT: MACGYVER OWNZ, HE'S MY HERO!

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Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:23:00 GMT

Yay im broke

Hmmm what a wednesday, woke up 10:00am and now its 1:15am and i feel like i havent done anything since then besides laying on my fatboy in the sun. Yes, thank god finally some SUN! im starting to get ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:20:00 GMT