plastic cups, donkey kong, pirate flags, lamps, prank-calling offices with Britney spears headsets and matching laptops, beer, pooping in bags (and other people's houses), flaming crossbows, kitties, ford escorts, hating all my friends, pepper, reality tv, when people change the toilet roll, shiny things, not-gay people, my half husband, i don't like anything else
I'd like to meet:
i would like to meet Billy Idol's leather pants. I bet they smell nice.
Music:
i like bands. where people play their own instruments. I hate Yanni and Enya, that whore. She's a dirty, dirty snatch of a woman. Dropkick Murphy's, MSI, Bubblegum buttrock, like Whitesnake. i love me some rancid and trantsplants. and that's all. i like good charlotte (shhh dont tell anyone) IM NOT PROUD OF IT! IM UNCONTROALABLY DRAWN TO THEM. im so sorry i need to go to gay rehab.do they make that?
Movies:
Anthing Mary-Kate and Ashley, Haggard, Anchorman, I Spit On Your Grave, Secretary, Midget Porn. How come midgets never fuck other midgets? Its only a midget and a real person. Never midget on midget.
Television:
I watch some bad television, lemme tell you. I like the Hulk Hogan show, Viva La Bam, I watch gay tv. Pretty much reality tv. I'm always looking at the tv, I just don't think I ever comprehend what's on it. I HEART NIPTUCK
Books:
I read lots of books. Motley Crue: The Dirt, the backs of cans, Anne Rice, John Grisham, and the bathroom reader books, mail, signs, people's tshirts, text messgages at the bar.
Heroes:
everyone with there shit strait. its about time we all do, right?
