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Will Write For Food

About Me

I'm told I'm an excellent audience.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

~ opportunity
~ jincy willet
~ an unparalleled tattoo maven to work on me
~ spastics with passion
~ someone who'll drink beer & watch hockey with me
~ anyone who knows how to pronounce Worcester & can correctly identify a "bubbla"
~ someone to read to me
~ nerds (see spastics with passion)

Also still puppies. I really really like puppies.

My Blog

What’s Made YOUR Head Explodey?

Ok, so have you seen these unbelieveable effing ads from the Corn people? Trying to convince Fat America that no, no - it's cool baby, you can totally still eat this shit. Really, it's good for you. A...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:27:00 GMT

The Great Schlep

Sarah Silverman is the shit.Tell your friends.
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Operation Fuck With Real World Kids is GO!

Oh, it's on bitches. See you in Red Hook. 
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Who Watches the Watchmen

Well, it LOOKS amazing... whether or not it holds up remains to be seen.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:22:00 GMT

Belly of the Beast

So, yesterday afternoon I found myself on an uptown D train... Yankee Stadium bound. I was simultaneously ecstatic and afraid for my loud-mouthed life. Obvioulsy. My friend Leah (a Yankee's fan but, I...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:22:00 GMT

Laugh All You Want, She Was Totally Into Me.

Ok, ok, now before you look at the brevity of this post and say, "Hey! What's this shit? This isn't some witty reparte, posted for my amusement!"( I asume you will use the word "reparte". I also assum...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:40:00 GMT

Well, Fuck.

I'm 30. My twenties, they are over. And what a decade they were... Let's recap, shall we?20. Living in NY for the first time, in Washington Heights with my girlfriend. Worked at a bookstore in the Wes...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Prepare to be Rocked

Have you ever thought to yourself, "hey - I wonder what the coolest fucking thing on the internets is?"You’re welcome.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:31:00 GMT

Support Artists

Cuz they’re awesome and the corporate world sucks balls. Here’s a link. Check it out, my friends it’s my mom’s site. She makes one of-a-kind jewelry - even does custom orders -...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:29:00 GMT

I Fucking Love Boston.

See, all our weird shit comes from somewhere:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TessieWe are nothing if not superstitious. Meh, whatever works.
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:55:00 GMT