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About Me


Taken from my MySpace Comedy profile:
Y’know... when I started to write this, I thought of doing something clever, something off-the-wall and totally wacky, right? And then I realized, I exhausted all that razor wit on my other MySpace profile, so guess what -- this is gonna be boring as shit, and you’re gonna have to read it.
Now, truth be told, I can’t say I really HAVE a bio yet (hence the empty one) until I’ve amassed a body of work worth bragging about, but it'll take shape soon, I swear. Anywho, when I'm not on stage, I'm a radio DJ for KSFS, an actor for Bindlestiff Studio, and an avid fan of people who change the spelling of their names to make it "artsy," like they're fucking special. Let's see, that's... pretty much it, so while the shows have come and gone, until you’ve seen me live, I refuse to talk myself up like I’m some sort of big shot.
At least not yet.
So come out and support, shoot me an e-mail, leave me a comment, whatever you gotta do. Just know I’m in this for the right reasons, and maybe -- just maybe -- if I get successful, I’ll look back at all the people who supported me early on, and proudly say, without the slightest bit of hesitation:
"I have no idea who the fuck that is."
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Those that will challenge me. Those that don't take themselves too seriously. Those with something to say that doesn't involve being "random," "hot," or "awesome."

My Blog

Its Pat!

Okay, so after the attending the Pat Monahan show tonight, which was easily in my top three shows I've seen, I realized a few things:I've never really felt like "the minority" before, but after casing...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:17:00 GMT

Haphazard Musings 5.9.07

So I was thinking...MISTERRRRRRRR.... Kennedy!I should probably hit up a Karaoke-Singers-Anonymous support group sometime in the near future. This habit is starting to get disgusting.Whoa-ho! "Spider-...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Haphazard Musings 4.4.07

So I was thinking...There's probably something wrong with you if you scoff at how people tie their ties. A double-windsor knot? With an Italian shirt? Who are you, Jam es Bond?At the very least, Laura ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 23:53:00 GMT

Haphazard Musings 3.25.07

So I was thinking... "Bow chicka bow-wow" is the universal melody for porn music. I don't know what's worse -- the sudden resurgence in popularity of the "Power Rangers," or the fact I'm mad because...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:45:00 GMT

Haphazard Musings 3.18.07

So I was thinking...For most "Star Wars" fans, the big question is whether Han or Greedo shot first in the cantina. The real question, however, is "how much free time should one have to really give a ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:21:00 GMT

Feminine... energy? Gay.

Behold. "Feminine Energy" by the Basco Bros. I'm giving you a link -- not because I suck at HTML, but because I'm warning you. Seriously. Turn back now. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseact...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 18:57:00 GMT

Another five seconds.

Five seconds.So it turns out that being "perfect" is all just an elaborate hoax.I used to think that maybe if I sat by myself long enough, waiting for that "perfect" girl to come strolling by, I'd be ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:08:00 GMT

Five seconds.

Five seconds.It isn't easy to say the "right" thing at the "right" time.But it isn't impossible.Me? I've found a way to manage. Maybe it's because I watch a lot of television. Maybe it's because I'm a...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:49:00 GMT

"...because I love you?"

"...because I love you?"Wonderful. I phrase it in a question. The most heartfelt sentiment I've been meaning to profess after nearly a year and a half of dating, and I answer her with the same convict...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:19:00 GMT

"Perverts of the World: UNITE!"

"Perverts of the World: UNITE!" So I'm watching a late night repeat of the Daily Show the other night and a somewhat attractive girl (but not by much) appears on screen to let me know how hot she is...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 03:55:00 GMT