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About Me

ok.this may seem weird. but i have a weird fetish with lamps. i find them very sexy. if you share this odd fetish please give me a ring. hehe. anyways, i also think that kelly day the news lady is friggen hott. and i get turned on whenever i watch the little mermaid with my mom. i also find woody off of toy story to be exeptionally hott and i also think that they should make disney porn. that would be a smart move. i would buy it.

My Interests

you dont wanna know. i find my mother attractive. end of story.

I'd like to meet:

somebody shaped like a lamp. mmmmmmmm

Music:

sinatra.
johnny cash
motszart
beetoven
the hands
the lamps
german mania
shi tzu sound
and my mom's roady

Movies:

all movie get me goin as long as they're disney and they involve lamps. ......my mom sitting next to me is nice too...

Television:

the golden girls
the nanny
anything on lifetime
gay disney porn. yes there is a channel for that..

damn straight.im a lamp hoe