"If I stop putting things off, I would be happier.
All I do is sit on my fat ass.
If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier."
I'm juvenile, slightly neurotic, and I spend too much time on the IMDB messageboards.
I'm easily sold by things with gimmicky packaging, am a terrible (major emphasis on terrible) drunk, somewhat unreliable, and have probably the strongest leeds accent you'll come across.
my name's melanie, and i'm not a complete wanker.
well, i like to think i'm not anyway.
