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About Me

I am a giddily self-congratulatory intellectually wankerish overachieving stoner chick with a dog and a kitten. I cling to my Masterful grasp of the English language because its the only thing in reality that I still have a hold of. I'm not a doctor but I play one in the parking lot. If some frizzy haired weirdo freaked the fuck out on you for throwing a lit cigarette out of your car window it was probably me.I really believe that when the big guy in the sky yells "Dance Off" you gotta know if you're gonna be on the left side with the people who like to Wang Chung, or on the right side with the people who Wang Dang Doodle. Its important.My Bacon must be cooked to a stringent architectural standard of crispness, I will not eat flaccid bacon.Oh, and I really HATE Mayonaise, with every fiber of my being, so dont put that shit on my sandwich.

My Interests

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my intellectual equal.... always aim low.

My Blog

Great Organic Restaurant off I-80 in IOWA

Hey fellow heads, If you are going to be traveling along I-80 this summer and pass through IOWA stop in Waukee (exit 117) at LT Organic Farm Restaurant. I have been pondering the highway sign of this ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 10:22:00 GMT

Denver's "Dancin in the Streets" festival (Vendors)

I want to announce that we are taking applications for Vendor booths for Denver's 1st "Dancin in the Streets" festival coming August 7th-9th 2009. This is a three day street festival in downtown Denve...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 10:12:00 GMT

Muppets: Swedish Chef Meatball Tennis

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:30:00 GMT

setting a hater straight

I received some hate mail earlier today, sadly the low class young lady who sent the letter was too cowardly to allow a response to her page, so I'm posting a response here for all to re...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:40:00 GMT

Circus Time! round 3

Hola Amigos,So here we are with another Circus this Friday night the 18th of April at Cervantes and Quixotes, 2637 Welton St in Denver. As usual you get access to both great venues for one low price, ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:52:00 GMT

Circus Round 2: Beware the Ides of March

Beware the Ides of March....I dont actually know what that means, something from Shakespeare, maybe Julius Ceasar. But it sounds good. Maybe it means if you sit around your house all night you’l...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:49:00 GMT

Circus time

Friday and Saturday the 15th and 16th of February come be a part of the first Circus.... A spectacular show to dazzle the mind and inspire the heart.For a mere $10 you will get Access to Both Cervant...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:57:00 GMT

Cloned Milk And Meat Put My Job at Risk

Hello Cheesecake Friends,Bad News today, the FDA has approved the sale of meat and milk from cloned animals. Furthermore they will not be labeling such items as from cloned animals. I vow to you all n...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Twas the Night Before Splifmas

T'was the night before Splifmas,and from the mountains to the coasteverybody was tokinbut we dont like to boastThere were bong hits, and bubblers,and joints rolled with care,In hopes that our homies s...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:18:00 GMT