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Brewmaster Extraordinaire!

About Me


I am pretty easy going. I can be wild and out of control when drunk, and an asshole at times. Married to a young lady named

Sarah (I do not deserve her)


FINALLY GOT MARRIED FRIDAY, JUNE 27TH., 2008 AT GRAND CANYON NATIONAL PARK! WHAT A GREAT TIME, BUT IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK HOME!
I enjoy collecting cheap wines. Am I a beer snob? Absolutely! I am an excellent cook. I love the finer experiences in life such as the smell of that first shit you take after drinking too much Milwaukee's Best the night before. I most admire my wife because she has put up with so much of my bullshit for such a long time. I probably hate you. Probably not. Feel free to chat me up I am pretty open minded.
AIM = tomrrownevrcame
Oh yeah my name is Alan , my friends call me Stalin . Did I mention how much I love music??
HOLY TOLEDO!


In Ohio is where I was born, when I die, in Ohio, my heart will lie.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Michael Savage - "Senator Schumer is Joan Rivers in Wing Tips."
Slayer, God, the person who discovered beer and liquor respectively, anyone who loves music as much as myself. Someone in Portland who can show me the ropes and possibly a terrific job. .. AIM-tomrrownevrcame

My Blog

Update? I LOVE MY WIFE!

I guess a lot has happened since I wrote on this, although I am not quite sure if anyone is even half interested.  I have been now married for almost 6 months (11 days from now) having finally ha...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:32:00 GMT

the difference a day makes

Well it happened and I can not really say it feels any differently, how do things change?  Maybe we are immune from this or maybe it is too early.  I sure hope so because I really love Sarah...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:14:00 GMT

"Its all happ--ening!"

Can not believe the day has finally come, well soon enough, surely you will get what I am talking about.  After the long journey, did I mention how long, almost seven years long, Sarah and I are ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:51:00 GMT

Dave Brubeck - 40 Days - 1966

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8PQBYEkHHg This is kind of how life feels right now.
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:04:00 GMT

sicky poo

life sucks when you are sick especially when the weather outside has taken a turn for the better.  uggh...damn sarah and her co-conspirators at work.  can not wait until i can go out running...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:19:00 GMT

Promotions...raises! We’re still broke :=)

So things are progressively getting better for two dreamers.  Have the wedding finalized (reception slowly working itself out).  I love Sarah for taking things in full stride and taking up a...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Portland to Seattle

Well you guessed it I am going to Seattle this weekend to hang out with my little brother Adam, not only because he just happened to have turned 21 on Monday, but for the fact that Sarah left me to go...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:10:00 GMT

this is it you’ll hit the heights

So things have finally settled down for us here in Portland over the last few months of constant visits from loved one back in the Midwest and it feels good to have some peace and quiet.  As fun ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Like that time you found that penny on the ground, at age 4

So Sarah's cousins were here from the Wednesday before last up until this past Monday and it was kind of a cool feeling to have some sort of family here with us, albeit I truly hated having such a mes...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:30:00 GMT

Turn on your fucking turn signal!!

What the hell happened to the good old days where everyone minded their manners as well as worried about those people around them?  I am sick and tired of the "can/will do what I want" attitude t...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 16:54:00 GMT