About Me
Ralph Macchio, adventure, village bicycles, pink lady apples, cardinals, fireflies, clouds, green grass, beehives, carrier pidgeons, life, skywriting, heartbeats, El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz, Mount Olympus, energy, danger, wit, charm, Laika, emerald cities, lightning bolts, cherry blossom trees, autumn, scarves, campire songs, sunken treasure, onomatopoeias, merit badges, Radmobile, fireworks, spurs, antfarms, boy detectives, prime directives, carrots, gypsy cops, molotov cocktails, ladybugs, invisible cars, acorns, Christmas lights, happiness, Ingmar Bergman, dueling magicians, flashcards, wooly mammoths, The League of the Golden Key, Hammer Hill, boomerangs, afterglow, skeltons, confetti, ham radio, extra credit, boots of Spanish leather, flying trapeze artists, lie detectors, bionic women, penny dreadfuls, Charon, Jumanji, diversity, Optimus Prime, Monsieur Hulot, alliteration, Faygo, bonsai watermelons, meteorites, gramophones, ice cap lullabies, razzmatazz, piñatas, memory, sandcastles, rainbows, coal, candlelight, canaries, Hell's Bucket, vanishing ink, Cobweb Castle, Monica Belluci, boxcar children, hubris, wild animals, electric socks, air hockey, radio waves, Morton's salt, sneakers, decoder rings, snow, Bebop, Rocksteady, Randy Fitzsimmons, cobra venom, souveniers, polygraph tests, topsoil, archery, caterpillars, imperfection, mechanics, Ruben Sierra, dynamite, whiskey, shady groves, magpies, wedding rings, hinterlands, outlandish wigs, quicksand, wonder, romance, imposters, Mackinac Island, x-ray eyes, Armin Tamzarian, miracle machines, harvest moons, change, growth, challenge, pith helmets, the Witness Protection Program, twilight, biology tricks, Arsène Lupin, Yellowknife, centaurs, Dr. Manhattan, tornadoes, sports almanacs, invisibility, time capsules, trampolining, Scantron, beaks, kazoos, six demon bags, jazz chords, intrigue, hangtime, polaroids, Swass, panty raids, tidal waves, Celesteville, pompadours, The Batusi, locomotors, clairvoyance, Morlocks, Johnny Appleseed, cartography, question marks, séances, baby geniuses, knucklepucks, pillow fights, fake IDs, tiramisu, hamster wheels, freeze tag, Hank Scorpio, linchpins, couplets, night lites, Lite Brites, Burlington Coat Factory, cybernetic arms, wild goose chases, sweet summer nights, keys, silver bullets, sneaky cats, Casey Kasem, David Blaine, Monkey Island, diving bells, shark sandwiches, Shark Week, opium seas, dancing feet, kissing cousins, Sleepy Brown, riverboat casinos, landfills, the Dewey Decimal system, The Alpha Team, blacksmiths, plasticine, Game Genie, magic pens, infinite boards, ocean floors, cartwheels, roots, rodeos, Monstro, Henry Silva, Canadian tuxedoes, bunsen burners, synæsthesia, catacombs, trap doors, hidden passageways, smoke detectors, medicine cabinets, outlandish mustaches, Duncan Yo-Yo's, cobblestone walkways, kamikaze hummingbirds, circadian rhythms, cookie dough, Launchpad McQuack, death threats, cinammon, Discipline Daddy, crocogators, The Von Erich Curse, tornadoes, hula hoops, chameleons, graffiti, The Pukes, no. 2 pencils, rag-and-bone men, stage fright, All Hallows Eve, tomahawks, uppercuts, gremlins, turtle racing, Rockets Redglare, magnifying glasses, stamp collections, pen pals, mosaics, hubris, lists, buttons, Mr. Eko, plundering, The Power Team, venus flytraps, chumps, dogsleds, thistle, Triple Truth, cool bubble gum, Creem Dreems, Stummies, orphans, science fairs, Satan Israel, Centralia, the Wrath of Khan, yodeling, Bernard Shakey, Shakes the Clown, Georgia peaches, Russian Roulette, Worf, Petra, hospitals, cartoons, the Bermuda Triangle, cocaine milkshakes, flatlining, Hans Christian Andersen, Zangief, bars, temples, massage parlours, ray guns, levitation, business ethics, multiplicity, safari, mint juleps, canasta, overweight prizefighters, ampersands, lion tamers, cannons/cannonade, fidgeting wildly, imagination, kangaroos, arm wrestling, Leslie Feist, mystery, pale blue dots, interrobangs, Remy LeBeau, existentialist gumshoes, daguerrotypes, unnecessary musical numbers, psychopomps, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem, roundhouse kicks to the face, jackhammers, Goro, halfcocked theories, harpoons, fraidy cats, weather control, brownouts, citizen's arrests, calligraphy, heavy-petting, scarecrows, Checkpoint Charlie, Tobin's Spirit Guide, mechanical owls, banshees, curiosity, Hergé, practical jokes, Carmen Sandiego, dinosaurs, Marmaduke, NPR, Castlevania, red barns, black wings, outdated colloquialisms, strawberry wine, booby traps, lemon drops, triumph, tragedy, Skynet, cabins, Big Wheels, scenic routes, Yukon Cornelius, tin drums, Interstate 35, yams, mammee apples, banana squash, Mr. Eli Whitney and his Fabulous Cotton Gin, handcuff secrets, avalanches, peppermint tea, Harriet Tubman, purple bottles, Coney Island roller coasters, Ichabod Crane, notary publics, starleafs, orange soda, Waponi Woo, bus stop boxing, catnaps, typewriters, mummies, comets, Boko-maru, Captain Ron, DÃa de los Muertos, Curly's Gold, panache, moogles, Anne Hathaway, The Night Fox, interaction, connection, The Most Revered Desmond Tutu, weeping willows, steam-powered trains, white elephants, Tijuana bibles, motarboards, Amelia Earhart, The Amazing Mumford, canals, penny farthings, Felix Leiter, Johnny Stompanato, embalming fluid, touch-typing, pterodactyls, Raffi, harmoniums, Noel the Dog, lassos, lariats, synonyms, kineographs, fantastic hoaxes, Mr. Glass, cursed antique furniture, Elián González, the golden ratio, TI-83 calculators, archaeologists, Banksy, Mr. Micro-Machine, tarantulas, Operation: Dumbo Drop, player pianos, Sister Aimee, particle acceleration, clip-on ties, hermit crabs, Bit-O-Honey, rotary telephones, short cuts, Claude Jade, Rocky Dennis, librarians, brass knuckles, the Wild Hunt, ambulances, deadly nightshade, typoes, winks, nudges, double agents, Bernie Lomax, falconry, the Marfa Lights, unfortunate chemical reactions, Cabaret Voltaire, gaudy jewelry, Ahmad Shah Massoud, ascots, cannibal food drives, Lancea Longini, Mousercize, Rickey Henderson, submarines, superglue, Arkham Asylum, The Marie Celeste, weakness, Marilyn Monroe, SARS, avian flu, tumbling dice, calabash, po-po, simplicity, absurdity, Big Foot (the monster truck), Big Foot (the sasquatch), double dutch jump-roping, Campari, Bert Williams, mavericks, arcades, polonium-210, the Reeperbahn, the Hypno-Toad, Quidditch, eggs, crows, banditry, viewfinders, Glass Joe, Sandy Koufax, adoption, Fabio, sherpas, knowledge, rudimentary physics, the irrational fear of Y2K, caramel, valentines, pnuematic tubes, the Spruce Goose, water colors, mysteriously coloured caves, Nibelheim, Indian summers, white herons, Professor Moriarty, equality, butterfly collections, immaculat conceptions, the Zambian A'capella Choir, skydiving, volcanoes, buffalo boots, Malleus Maleficarum, high fives, Frederick Douglass, moonshine, homemade rockets, Space Mountain, Hellboy, ratchety curmudgeons, The Pony Express, minotaurs, emergency escapes, Crayola crayons, Legos, Harlem, madlibs, hot air balloons, weathervanes, treehouses, Atlantis, Blackjack, inventors, pocket watches, cave paintings, Yoshitaka Amano, Big Black Mariahs, canoes, mermaids, Edith Head, nuclear disarmament, Veronica Mars, ingenuity, glove compartments, Ayer's Rock, topiaries, Vodou, Carlsbad Caverns, ghosts, Grand Guignol, the Money Pit, The Rocketeer, Jeanne Moreau, airships, space pirates, dilapidated mansions, Mother Goose, urban legends, metal detectors, bananas, stained glass windows, fallibility, Johnny 5, the Rapture, ventriloquism, whistle tips, The Five Maseratis, Cracker Jacks, phantom limbs, hypnotism, Brainclouds, stars, Edward Gorey, zombie quarterbacks, Pangaea, Googie aesthetics, Beaux-arts architecture, espionage, irreverent humour, magic, bears, magic bears, Magic Eye, kaleidoscopes, The Sons of Lee Marvin, the Hundred Acre Woods, coyotes, raccoons, grandfather clocks, tubthumping, Tubgirl, Giuletta Masina, anachronisms, walnuts, black holes, fidelity, Hermes, air hockey, phantasmagorias, Asimo, Jethro Tull music videos, magnetism, parlour tricks, mad scientists, Abba Zabba, the Putty Patrol, contradiction, temporary tattoos, frailty, tolerance, wooden hands, blasting caps, Kabuki theatre, costumes, disguises, paper, leaves, outrageous White House scandals, switchblade combs, mandolins, Caroline No, belltowers, William Tell, compassion, modern day Robin Hoods, bear traps, Shaq, asymmetry, kindness, Kitty Hawk, compulsive lying, Harry Houdini, Joey Lawrence jokes, wandering gamblers, rope ladders, Ossie Davis, lighthouses, windmills, love, secret passageways, the Winchester Mystery House, telekenisis, Mother Brain, the alphabet, secret assassins, altruism, petty theft, Mayor McCheese, ferris wheels, vicious corsairs, Catholic iconography, clues, pachinko, fabulous muscles, headless pirates, the Quickening, BluBlockers, night vision goggles, chimney sweeps, Red Stripe beer, 3D glasses, Gipsy House, the fiddle, vanilla, cemeteries, Huckleberry Hound, feminism, Super Nintendo, patience, black market rattlesnakes, Mr. Wizard, heartbreak, cryptozoology, nightswimming, rouge, goosebumps, skinny dipping, Haribo Goldbears, spelunking, caterwauling, the Hardy Boys, confidence tricks, the Noid, Melmac, New Zealand, Rock Lords, haunted museums, secret gardens, chimneys, forgiveness, religious pluralism, nonsequiturs, American Gladiators, sincerity, philanthropy, Formula 86, Cyd Charisse, werewolves, birthday cakes and my family.
