Calamity Ashleigh - ProfilesArchive

About Me

When I'm not busy with nerdtivities, I like to go on subculture adventures.

My Interests

Cool shit, like you know... things that kill a lot of time without being at all productive. And tennis. I play mad tennis.

I'd like to meet:

I'm pretty much set!

Music:

Sicko, Sloppy Seconds, cub, Dirt Bike Annie, Groovie Ghoulies, Teen Idols, Buglite, The Connie Dungs, The Queers, Larry Brrrds, Cletus, The Methadones, Undertones, Apers, The Lillingtons, Go Sailor!, MTX, The Tattle Tales, Egghead, AV Club, The Automatics, The Falcon, Big In Japan, Muffs, The Plus Ones, and so on and so forth.

Movies:

Artsy fartsy movies and movies where lots of people die. (Lonesome Jim, Thumbsucker, City of Lost Children, Night/Return/Day/Dawn/All of The Other Ones of the Living Dead/Dead, Cannibal The Musical, Wild Zero, Dead Alive, Motel Hell) Definitely not included: movies where lots of people die in wars, someone gets a terminal illness, some fag saves the day.

Television:

BASEBALL!!! Any crazy, Japanese game show is a close second.

Books:

I refuse to read anything that's suggested as a book that will change my life. I like a lot of Christopher Moore books, books about cultures I'm unfamiliar with, and King Dork. King Dork is the best thing I've read in a long time, because I'm a stuck-up, pop punk asshole.

Heroes:

Jenny Gunn

My Blog

I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

Is this just not going to stop? Seriously? Four in the first five months of the year? Are you serious? Seriously? Give. Me. A. Break. I never knew...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

I drink 4.

Is it impossible to make it through a month without going to a fucking funeral? Does every call from home have to be bad news? What the hell, man? Give me a break. Just a...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:21:00 PST

It ain't me, babe.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!That is all.
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

Go Bananas!!!

The guy who was supposed to fix my car can't fix it until Monday. FUCK! My first weekend after finals and I'm carless. DOUBLE FUCK! 650 bucks for books only got me 137 in retur...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:06:00 PST

Dear guy who tried to take my car,

Fuck yourself. Seriously. You must be completely, fucking retarded. You managed to get the wipers and lights on, but not start the car? Fucking Christ, man. And out of al...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

I'm retarded!

Since I was already in a shit mood today, I decided to get on the UMSL page and look at my grades. I saved Trig. for last, since you know... yeah. Well, I forgot about something.&nbs...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:20:00 PST

This unit is static.

I've been at work for half an hour. I'm finished with everything I have to do today. How is this job supposed to be full-time over the summer? Everyone at my house will be asleep unt...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

Giving up and Giving in

I'm going to fail Trig. I'll probably lose my scholarship, so if I want to go back to school next semester I'll have to take out a loan. At this point I really don't even want to, though.&...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

Today:

As I have the house to myself, I should be studying for my exam tomorrow. So far I have taken Beardly for a walk, taken a shower, smoked a lot of cigarettes, and watched a few movies. I'm ...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

Disaster Week revision!!!

The week was horrible, for sure. Lots of car problems. LOTS. My face was attacked by Stogie. I missed some very important things having to do with school. However, I've d...
Posted by Calamity Ashleigh on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST