A man walks into a bar with an octopus and tells the bartender.."I bet you $10,000 that this octopus can play any instrument in here." In disbelief the bartender takes the bet. The octopus goes to the stage and picks up the guitar, he continues to play like Jimmie Hendrix, next he picks up the trumpet and plays like Louis Armstong. "Alright, alright," say the bartender, "he can play those but what about these?" he pulls out a set of bagpipes from under the bar. The octopus takes it and examines it. "HAH, he can't play it, I knew it." "Play it??" says the octopus, "As soon as I figure out how to get these damn pajamas off, I'm going to fuck it!"That is my favorite joke of all time..if you want to make me laugh ever just tell me that one.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Abi Anderson
Birthday: 6 December 1985
Birthplace: Oly, WA
Current Location: Bagram, Afghanistan
Eye Color: brown and goooold
Hair Color: brown sometimes red depending how much im out in the sun..
Height: according to the army my new height measurement is 6 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: French, Norwegian, Native American, Scotch-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Asics running shoes
Your Weakness: my sweet hubby
Your Fears: my mom dying..being separated from David for a year
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my AA in general studies..get some medical experience
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta call Kale
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: last night 6:30..
Your Most Missed Memory: drunken bowling with Stacey..hehe
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: soo incredibly sick of fast food.
Single or Group Dates: both are fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton..nestea has a weird after taste
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolat
Cappuccino or Coffee: at this point neither however i was brave enough to try a spiced vanilla chai yesterday..wont be doing that again anytime soon..
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: of course its how i get my point across best
Do you Sing: only to get people angry enough to throw things
Do you Shower Daily: i try..its not too fun to walk to and from the showers in 2 ft of snow with wet hair
Have you Been in Love: yes indeed
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: and check
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes i have my doubts
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuck yes
Do you think you are Attractive: im pretty pretty..lol
Are you a Health Freak: not right now
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes most of the time
Do you play an Instrument: only the skin flute..haha..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only malaria pills..should have asked in december i was high the whole time i was home on leave on robitussin..haha..NOT FUN
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I dont think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes to get my watch fixed the day before we left
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: of course not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no..i hear they do have a pool here though
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no..
Ever been Drunk: not really into that anymore
Ever been called a Tease: yes who hasnt
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep in the 7th grade..we were lucky we didnt get caught with all the little shit we stole lol
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: we'll see
What country would you most like to Visit: been to Iceland, Romania and Afghaistan so far this year..hopefully Ireland during R & R
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: a little bit shorter than me..lol..
Weight: athletic
Best Clothing Style: I got lucky and married a man I didn't have to teach how to dress
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: mmmm..a few
Number of Piercings: just ears
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing can be regretted only learned from
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