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About Me

I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen–I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones who look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline of good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of The Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies too. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.Layout made by Bonsaichick

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dave Mustaine from Megadeth and the sexiest drummer in the world. . . Shannon Larkin from Godsmack simply because he plays drums like Animal who is my all time favorite. My heroes. . Galileo,Davinci,Bernini,Ceaser and other extremely influential men that have shaped history... >

My Blog

For eddie. . . .

Never in my life will I forget this song and when I listened to it withyou. Where we were, and how we were. . I miss you.'Show me, show me, show meHow you do that trickThe one that makes me scream,' s...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:14:00 GMT

Absolutely disgusting. . . .

You know, I've been a plus sized model for a few years now and it never really bothered me until today. I have always embraced women with curve to there bodies, women that aren't terrified to kick bac...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:28:00 GMT

My A,B,C’s

This is for Danni, I heard this and IMEDIATLY thought of you!!  Saddly I didn't write it,it's an LOA song, but it's fab! Hope you enjoy it! to hear the actual song just take a peak at my profile!...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:47:00 GMT

Laced with tragedy

Scented pain and seperationdefies the physics and the formthat life must to exist consume and be rebornwhy is this strange attractiona call to arms my destiny?what choice or course of action?will you ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:51:00 GMT

Dual Angel

Angel disarmed, lay down your cunning, finally tell The currents, stops and altitudes between Heaven and Hell. Or were the scalding stars too loud for your celestial velleities, The everlasting zones ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:47:00 GMT

Non-Fiction Disclaimer

 Our tragedy today is a general and universal physical fear so long sustained by now that we can even bear it. There are no longer problems of the spirit. There is only one question: When will I ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:58:00 GMT

?Retrospect? existence?

Why do you exist?Is it to find your existence?Or to find yourself?Why do you live?Is it so you can die?Or so you can be?Why are you here?Do you know?Does everyone hate you?Or do you just hate yourself...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:58:00 GMT

The Beowulf shake down!!!

 alright, now that I've just wasted $9.50 and two and half hours that I'll never get back let me tell you about the worst film in the history of time.     Beowulf ..> Beowulf ,...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:56:00 GMT

BBW what the hell is with this?

BBW? I know to a lot of women it is a term that is used symbolize the acceptance of themselves as being beautiful despite their heftier proportions, a show of self-esteem, and a show of defiance ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:56:00 GMT

Sweep me into my dreams best one yet!!!

Nothing to do,no work today, pleasent eye candy for all of those people who like my blogs. May you find solace in the gentle arms of sleepDespite the wolves outside your doorIn time you will see them ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 00:49:00 GMT