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Gary Scandal

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

This is what i dream about..... "SCANDALVISION.com" make
your
profile
cool

My Interests

Art, making brand name rip-offs, being absurd, scandal, wine/food,Cooking, dancing to any kind of music, outsmartin' the po po's, conceptualizing, travel, nightlife, living a low budget/high profile existance, languages (including english), writing, sculpting, pretending i can rap, tawdry intellectualism, being my own worst critic, tacky energy beverages, making people rub my bowling ball for good luck

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can view self deprication as comedy, support and encourage ideas that may sound completely unfeasible, a hundred partners in crime.

Music:

CRASH WORSHIP (modern primitive headonism at its best), Skinny Puppy, Soul Oddity, Freaky Chakra, Suede, Napalm Death, Wumpscut, Foriegn Language Hip Hop, Portishead, Techno Animal, Spectre & the ILL Saint, Kool Keith, Bhangra, Gang of Four, Slayer, Tori Amos, Gorillaz, The Streets, Depeche Mode, and much much more

Movies:

Brazil, City of Lost Children, Clockwork Orange, Dune, Swims with Fishes, House of Yes, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Hardware, Ghost Busters, CB4, Tokyo Decadence, Blade Runner, Waking Life, Goodbye, Lenin! ,anything with robots, aliens, swords, or other fantastic shit

Television:

CARTOONS and the A-team on TELEmundo, Mr.T is fucking hilarious in spanish.

Books:

The Neuromancer trilogy, Dumarest, Grapes of Wrath, anything by Douglas Adams, Reality Dysfuction, White Noise, Cryptinomicon, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Jabberwocky, The Book of Disquiet, Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac, the Dictionary, Electronic Revolution, Memoirs of a Geisha, Another Country, If I Ran the Circus, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slaughter House 5, The Handmaidens Tale, Farenheit 451, 1984, Master and Margarita

Heroes:

Ben Kashkooli, Crash Worship, my grandfather

My Blog

Scandalvision article!

What is scandal vision and how do I get it? Words uttered by many cool hunters coast to coast since the companys inception in 1999. A good question. Starting as an event that turned into a clothing...
Posted by Gary Scandal on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:13:00 PST

Smellier

Okay, it's actually sommelier but most americans can't pronounce it. I just got the job people, i officially drink wine for a living. My dream job outside of being a pro sculptor or a door to door dil...
Posted by Gary Scandal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The city is my girlfriend and cigarettes my kiss

I thought I could write incredibly personal broadcast things, but I find my candor stilted by the fact that someone could relate it to me. My conversation internally rectifies itself. When I say it to...
Posted by Gary Scandal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sick Fish

Love has set off an undeniable weakness in me, like a ticking time bomb with a ribbon around it waiting to be unwrapped. I tease and nurture it, a baby tooth loose and expecting to be yanked out. Peop...
Posted by Gary Scandal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST