Art, making brand name rip-offs, being absurd, scandal, wine/food,Cooking, dancing to any kind of music, outsmartin' the po po's, conceptualizing, travel, nightlife, living a low budget/high profile existance, languages (including english), writing, sculpting, pretending i can rap, tawdry intellectualism, being my own worst critic, tacky energy beverages, making people rub my bowling ball for good luck
Someone who can view self deprication as comedy, support and encourage ideas that may sound completely unfeasible, a hundred partners in crime.
CRASH WORSHIP (modern primitive headonism at its best), Skinny Puppy, Soul Oddity, Freaky Chakra, Suede, Napalm Death, Wumpscut, Foriegn Language Hip Hop, Portishead, Techno Animal, Spectre & the ILL Saint, Kool Keith, Bhangra, Gang of Four, Slayer, Tori Amos, Gorillaz, The Streets, Depeche Mode, and much much more
Brazil, City of Lost Children, Clockwork Orange, Dune, Swims with Fishes, House of Yes, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Hardware, Ghost Busters, CB4, Tokyo Decadence, Blade Runner, Waking Life, Goodbye, Lenin! ,anything with robots, aliens, swords, or other fantastic shit
CARTOONS and the A-team on TELEmundo, Mr.T is fucking hilarious in spanish.
The Neuromancer trilogy, Dumarest, Grapes of Wrath, anything by Douglas Adams, Reality Dysfuction, White Noise, Cryptinomicon, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Jabberwocky, The Book of Disquiet, Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac, the Dictionary, Electronic Revolution, Memoirs of a Geisha, Another Country, If I Ran the Circus, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slaughter House 5, The Handmaidens Tale, Farenheit 451, 1984, Master and Margarita
Ben Kashkooli, Crash Worship, my grandfather