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memories

All I do when I look around my house is see the memories. How can great memories hurt so much?! When the house is empty it hurts so much.  To look around and see things that once were that w...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST

how should i take this?

Hey this is just a blog of random stuff, so if you wanted something profound or "life changing", go watch a sitcom or something.  I just spent the last 15 seconds or so going over everything exc...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST

hearts of love

hearts,  what does it mean? hearts, what does it do? why is the heart the symbol for love? Do we really know? Logically,  the symbol for love should be the brain, since u tend to love m...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:30:00 PST

The indescribable, undefinable word

I was looking through the dictionary today. I was looking for a word, a specific word that describes my feelings.  I came up with Smitten- to impress favorably; charm; enamor: He was smitten by...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:12:00 PST

The perfect imperfect twist

Everyone knows the story of Jack and Jill.  "jack and jill go up the hill..." But that is a lie. a fiction.  The real Jack and Jill goes something like this: "Jack and Jill go up a hill to t...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:45:00 PST

dream or love

Why must hanging up with her be such torture? It hurts so much.  all I have is either sleepless talk, or sleep.  Talk or sleep life or pain. I know I will see her when i wake up tomorrow, ...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST

What do you do when...?

What do you do when you meet the girl of your dreams?  what do you do when she says yes?  What do you do when everything feels so perfect?   you smile What do you do when she has a bad...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

wave pool of death

the wave pool of death envelops the world. one lifeguard at a time. no one is safe.  no one is dry. the sunblock of selfworth stands no chance against the torrent of the sun of belittl...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:37:00 PST

Set me on fire

 a colorless bird goes down the road, lonely, and wanting friends. a brown bird comes up and offers to let him join her flock.  he continues being her friend, and making friends of...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

for the love of purple

Everyone wants to be purple   longing to be purple begging to be purple fighting to be purple   while purple sits there and cries himself asleep, wishing with all of his might to be someone ...
Posted by Behold the Minivan-man on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST