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TJ

About Me

--1)contact-------
aim - LawlTalk
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCollegeKnight
http://twitter.com/teejnuggah
--2)bio------------
Hi. I'm teej. I will get bored of you fast. So be crackin. Now here are some random facts I feel you need to know about me. So read it, like I know you will.
I wrestled in highschool, am 5'4, like anime, comic books, tabletop wargames, and science fiction. so be creative with the gay, short, and nerd jokes since ive probably heard them all.
I hate when songs or poems rhyme "girl" with "world" in the most typical boring yawnyawn way. ie "i love you girl, you are my world". omg yawn, rhyme something else.
noob breaker, newly recruited jerker, heavyweight gigger on bitches, ex cranker datter, shitty ass pop locker.
I love when someone can talk about something "boring" and make it interesting. But I hate when someone boringly talks about something that's crackin.
Ladies, don't hit on me by begging me to take a shot with you for an hour over and over again after I refuse the first 5 times. Each "no thanks" i give after the first 3 subtracts any possible respect points I had already given you.
I have a music myspace floatin around somewhere. I will not link you.
Guitar, ukulele, and piano are all instruments I suck to am okay at.
You will hear me sing loudly if you're riding in my car. Whether you want to or not.
Olympic lifting > powerlifting > your lifting.
Skinny jeans are too comfy.
And them some.
ps: just in case you haven't noticed, my profile is NOT private. that being said, do NOT add me for the sake of adding me. Okay let me rephrase that, if you add me for the sake of adding me, at least comment me or message me something cool. can't think of anything? well, tell me why you're requesting me as a friend. If you add me and I don't know you and you don't even bother to explain or say hi, i will assume you're the biggest idiot ever. And i'll be right. I don't get why anyone would do that since, again, my profile is absolutely not private meaning you can see my pictures, view my videos, read my bio and blogs all you want withOUT being my friend. so there's zero percent point in adding me unless you say something. i will gladly be an asshole and unadd you so fast because of how hard you're making me yawn. =]
Would like to meet anyone who can spark my interest and keep my attention.
--3)the-lullz-------
^Sunny Loves Cakey Booty. The video that started it all!
^Sunny STILL loves Cakey Booty!
Most crackin beanies ever?
^A Goofy Movie: Powerline Concert Perfect Cast Dance
^The 11-hour bike trip in SF
The Look
^He Man Woman Hater Meeting
Kickin it.
Sexy Words
^Late Night Cruisin'
^Teej RollieBeats and ETC being jerks in socal.
^"what embarrassing thing did you do as a child?" Thanks cathline.
^Gay Pride Parade: Sunny style.
^Comic-Con San Diego 2009, bitch!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone to be a nerd with
to dance with
to rock out with
to learn with

My Blog

Dear being 21,

wtfucking i love you.you are so crackin.officially cool kids status. because 'cool kids never have time. aint big headed, but well cross that line. from the clothes we rock to the girls we date, its a...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:35:00 GMT

Dear my 21st Bday,

(copy and pasted from my blog. Probably infinity typos. Will correct as I see them)My 21st Bday."do not want to celebrate my actual birthday. dunno why. just dont wanna. s'how its been the past few ye...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:11:00 GMT

Dear Allergies,

I wish you were a person.I'd kill you.Yesterday, and possibly today (not sure yet, haven't gone outside), was easily the worst my allergies have ever been. Not only was I constantly on the brink of sn...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 11:07:00 GMT

Dear good ass cake,

You're so good, apparently, that I couldn't even wait to finish taking my pants off all the way before eating you.I am currently eating cake with my bare hands and my pants halfway down my legs. Taste...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 17:39:00 GMT

Dear swimming skills,

thanks for sucking
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:40:00 GMT

Dear river

Thanks for almost taking my life yesterday. and Iris'. and Chung's.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:36:00 GMT

Dear Awkward Moments

Dear Awkward Moments,Why am I so good at you? Especially on the phone. lol Seriously, I need to work on that. I am nowhere close to as smooth as I imagine myself to be sometimes.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:06:00 GMT

Dear MJ .. again

Dear MJ,Hi again. I wasn't tryna kick it with you for lent, but I have to admit you're lightweight tempting. There's been a couple times when I thought fuccck it, doesnt matter if we kick it for a lil...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:37:00 GMT

Procrastination Equals Imagination.

Procrastination Equals ImaginationJust took my human sexuality midterm. I think I B'd it. Contrary to popular belief, the questions weren't all taken from the online quizzes which wtf'd me as I didn't...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:27:00 GMT

Dear Headache,

Dear Headache,I wanna punch you in the face. But then your face is probably somewhere in my head. And I don't wanna punch myself in the head.Touche, headache.
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:57:00 GMT