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Brendan Nelson

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi, I'm Brendan Nelson, the hippest Opposition Leader since....Kevin Rudd!

2010 is my time, watch out Mr. Rudd there's a Doctor in the House and he's going to remove that growth on the government benches

I'm bringing SEXY Back and Putting the L for Love in Liberal!

New Liberal PARTY President appointed

Consistant with my attempts to bring Sexy back, Corey will put the "PARTY" back into Liberal. His 500 16 year old mates will be 19 come election day! We'll win Narre Warren.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The housekeepers at the Lodge

My Blog

How could Mr. Peabody be more popular than me?

I don't get it and it's starting to annoy me. How does that Mr. Peabody become so much more popular than me? At school the girls loved me. "Brendan N for me" was everywhere! Toilets, Lockers...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Thank you Australia......well 9% of you anyway

I can't believe it. 1.845 million Aussie Mums and Dads want me PM. I had 49,817 vote for me at the last election, so this latest poll has me increasing my popularity 37 times within 3 months!  At...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:41:00 GMT

Frankly its the biggest response Ive ever had to a speech

They say any publicity is good publicity so the huge response to my Sorry speech is humbling. I saw people clapping all around Australia ( unfortunately they had their backs to me) and I had the House...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:21:00 GMT

Corey will put the "Party" into Liberal

Corey Delaney is a lot like me. He has piercings and he wants to have a big party. It's a match made in Heaven. Corey and is 500 closest friends are joining Australia's biggest and sexiest Party - Br...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Im unsure what to stand for?

The one thing I really stand for is not electing Malcolm Turnbull leader of the Liberal Party and holding on to our unfair dismissal laws so he can't kick me out. Apart from that everything's up for ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:33:00 GMT

My new Cabinet, Turn Bull into Substance

I know Malcolm doesn't like me, I'm sexier than he is, but my new Cabinet is a blend of a Sexy and Savvy. Get your friends close and your enemies closer. I was thinking of trying Rudd's trick and sett...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:27:00 GMT

It’s all about Sexy

Forget Rudd's boyish nerd looks and Gillard's male impersonator appearance, Julie Bishop and Brendan Nelson are bringing Sexy back! Not since Andrew Peacock has Australia had such Sexy leadership. As ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:43:00 GMT