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I Am A Wired Anymore

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About Me

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HotFreeLayoutsI'm a rugged, strong-willed, TAN, outdoorsy-type, who enjoys the American flag and wrestling/destroying the spirit of elk. My gun is my right bicep, my woman is a beauty queen, and my dog is a tiger. I want my drinks like I want my meals: meaty. Also, I can fly.When it's time to eat, my brain does this:

My Interests

Colory things and shiny bits.

I'd like to meet:

The young lovers, Alosha and Natasha, were interrogated on suspicion of counterrevolutionary ideas. They were summarily shot execution style. A bill for the bullets was sent to Natasha..s family. Then, Papa Bear Stalin burned a small village.

Music:

Bob Dylan, David Bowie, T. Rex, The Stooges, The Zombies, The Flaming Lips, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Neutral Milk Hotel, Common, Kanye West, The Roots, Curtis Mayfield, Charlie Feathers, Johnny Horton, Pete Seeger, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Paul Lansky, Philip Glass, Shostakovich, Schoenberg, Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Grieg, The Kinks, The Rolling Stones, Beck, The White Stripes, Sigur Ros, Marty Robbins, Nick Drake, Frank Zappa, Leonard Cohen, John Lennon, George Harrison, Velvet Underground, Elliott Smith, Deltron, Slick Rick...

Movies:

Too many to reasonably expect me to list.

Television:

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Books:

Novels: On the Road, The Dharma Bums, Tropic of Cancer, Naked Lunch, 1984, Brave New World, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, As I Lay Dying, The Stranger, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Johnny Got His Gun, The Phantom Tollbooth; Theory: Brecht on Theatre, Theatre of the Oppressed, The Theatre and Its Double; Plays: Endgame, Mother Courage and Her Children, Drums in the Night, The Threepenny Opera, Galileo, Dutchman, A Spurt of Blood, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, The Invention of Love, Oresteia, Oedipus the King, The Weavers, Woyzeck, The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus (Marlowe), The Great God Brown, A Moon for the Misbegotten, Landscape, No Exit, The Flies, Death and the King's Horseman; History: A People's History of the United States, The Pity of It All

Heroes:

"You can either go to the church of your choice or you can go to Brooklyn State Hospital. You'll find God in the church of your choice. You'll find Woody Guthrie in Brooklyn State Hospital. And though it's only my opinion (I may be right or wrong), you'll find them both in the Grand Canyon, sundown." - Bob Dylan

My Blog

MySpace Limey. Simply Not American.

Dear Tom,It's 9:10 in the morning, and I'm still a little drunk.  Be that as it may, I'm still American and still have the right to an opinion, no matter how unreasonable that opinion might get.&...
Posted by J-MAO! on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

Brokedown Church Bus

I should be packing for the move, but instead I decided to share another story about one of my adventures.  It's humorous and enlightening...don't you worry your pretty little heads about that.Ba...
Posted by J-MAO! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:18:00 PST

Pete Seeger's Honest Old Brain

I love "those" people.  I'm talking about the people who, if you watch 'em at the right time, speak volumes about themselves.  You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're a little bi...
Posted by J-MAO! on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:47:00 PST

Dear Single "Men"

I realize that being single can, for lack of a better word at this time, suck.  God knows that I get more than a little depressed when I feel I can't connect to a girl who, if nothing else, finds...
Posted by J-MAO! on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

The Story Behind "The Christmas Pictures"

I've received a lot of comments on some recent additions to the pictures section.  I'm glad that everyone seems to be enjoying them (the British aren't the only ones who are good at self-deprecat...
Posted by J-MAO! on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:41:00 PST

Preserve the Human Race...stop dating assholes

Ladies, you know I love you, but you've got to stop doing this to yourselves.  I know that some women may be in healthy, loving, equality-concerned relationships.  I'm not talking to them.&n...
Posted by J-MAO! on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:59:00 PST

Back to the Future

Whew! So many changes lately, I might as well start having feelings about girls in a new way! I got the job back at the movie shoot, though less hours, so I'll still be working at Solaris. Shelly a...
Posted by J-MAO! on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:53:00 PST

Losing Jobs and Reading Mamet

So, I'm more than a little pissed, namely because I got shafted on the movie thing. Oh, well. Maybe I wasn't supposed to do this right now. But I got a taste, and it was good. Oh, yeah, it was REA...
Posted by J-MAO! on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 09:09:00 PST