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About Me

nobody takes me cereal

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who like to dance, people who like to play music...people who like to laugh at really obscene things.

My Blog

I'm pretty much never on myspace

and by "pretty much never" I mean "pretty much once a week".if you're on facebook, add me there. Candy Winters. if you didn't know my name already you suck.I have no time for slow-ass myspace and all ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:34:00 GMT

I love physical, functional results

it must be what drew me to fashion in the first place. not the actual fashion part, just the fact that in high school I made my own clothes and prom dresses...and I would get stopped by random people ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:09:00 GMT

Hey! Is that a ninja up there?

Sleeping in + sunny day + Minus the Bear + ditching Math class + nachos  + Slumdog Millionairre = happiness.Seriously though, Hey! Is that a Ninja up There? is such a fantastic song.  It always puts m...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:17:00 GMT

READ THIS: America's Next Top Model, casting auditions cycle 13!!

TO ALL MY SHORT BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS!!!ANTM is having auditions for next year....and the requirements are thatyou're 5'7 or UNDER. so many of you are so pretty, and so short! andsome of us are just short...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:19:00 GMT

Dear Cervix,

You're kind of being a jerk.  Three years ago when I found out I had HPV, hey, I wasn't mad.  Things happen, and I know it wasn't your fault.  My cells were normal and everything was okay, and you and...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:14:00 GMT

Reasons why Im going to Hell...

1. Childhood Obesity. It's really funny.2. Edmund from Narnia. so hot. so underage.3. Sex maniac. No picture necessary here.4. I just plain don't like black people.5. Cleft palette babies. Hil...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:42:00 GMT

Im making tonight a Manwich night

I don't know what that means.3 weeks left of school. Summer can't come soon enough!this is what summer means:-I have to buy a new car. For now, I'm still learning stick on Cathy's truck.-THE BEACH. ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:27:00 GMT

every day just gets better

I started this semester off really sick, and really not excited about school or life too much. weird how things change!I LOVE school. this semester is 10x harder than last semester. this year is 20...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:11:00 GMT

Im not that hot...

so if you're a girl who's jealous of me, then you obviously have major, MAJOR insecurity issues.this is where YOU, forty year old woman, get the FUCK over yourself and let your boyfriend off his leash...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:42:00 GMT

effin myspace!

so I figure I'll just keep creating accounts until the hackers decide I'm boring and move on to hack other peoples' myspaces. Anygay, I have created a new account due to the realization that myspace ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:50:00 GMT