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phil

HEY! ... dont be smudging my pumas!!

About Me

im crazy and wierd and goofy and wierd and , youll think im wierd so .......

My Interests

pool , paintball, camping , throwing parties, talking to people , meeting new people , not being at home , driving (i love that shit)

I'd like to meet:

all your rhyme histories combined couldnt violate the prime optimist operative

Music:

Tool , APC, pink floyd, the doors , tha D , nails, snake river, johnny cash , tom petty , sublime , gorillaz, led zep , bob seiger, bob marley, bob dylan, hendrix , LoA , nirvana ,george clinton and the P-funk,george acosta ,ministry, deltron 3030, postal service , dropkick murphys, aerosmith, DJ tiesto, funk , rabbit, monk, dieselboy , dara, ak1200,teh list goes on and on

Movies:

Boondock saints, pulp fiction , kill bill 1&2 , the professional, resivior dogs, , donnie darko , closure, monty python and the holy grail, ninja scroll , ghost in the shell 1&2 ,

Television:

the news ..... daily show colbert report , southpark , 24 , family guy,aquateen (really any adult swim except for the gay animes, not the good ones just the gay ones ) robot chicken rocks my face off adult swim rocks my face off too !!! but thats it for the TV

Heroes:

Cruisin' Mos Espa In my Delorean War's over I'm a peacetime mandalorianMy story has stumped Star Wars historians Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan'sRhyme renegade Sure to penetrate First and second offense I won't hesitateGot a job to do And Darth's the guy that delegates Got something against Skywalker Someone he really hatesI don't give a fuck I'm after Solo For all I care He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojoGotta make the money Credit's no good When the jawas run the shop In your neighborhoodThink you can cook I got a grappling hook Let's make this quick 'Cause I'm really bookedI'm a devious degenerate Defender of the devil Shut down all the trash compactors On the detention levelMy backpack's got jets Well I'm Boba the Fett Well I bounty hunt for Jaba Hutt To finance my 'Vettewicky wicky wooWell I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes 'Cause my time I don't like to waste.Get downI'm a question Wrapped inside an enigma Get inside the slave one Find your homing signalFrom Endor to Hoth Ripley to Spock I'll find what you want But there's gonna be a costSee, my name is Boba Fett I know my shit is tight Start not actin'right You're frozen in carboniteGot telescopic sight Flame throwers on my wrist You still don't get the gist Spiked boots are made to kickTargets are made to hit You think I give a shit Yo mama is a bitch I see you in the Sarlaac PitYou just flipped my switch Integrity been dissed You scratchin' on my itch You know I shoot the giftGot bambinas at cantinas Waitin' to lick my lusty lips So I'll let you get back inside Your little space shipGive you a head start 'Cause I'm the sportin' kind Consider the starting line The sneaky smile I hide insideHope you have hyper drive (drive) pray to stay alive ('live) Don't try to slip me a five 'Cause I never take a bribeTo the beat of a different drummer Bad ass bounty hunter Let no man put asunder Or else they be put underAs in six feet Got an imperial fleet Backin' me up, gonna blow up Any attempt to defeatThey gotta death star Got four payments on my car Hand it over to hammer head At Mos Eisley barHe used to carjack Now he's a barback Just goes to show how you can Get back on the right trackAs for me that's not an option Can't say that with more clarity Me going legit would be like Jar Jar on speech therapyMy backpack's got jets Well I'm Boba the Fett Well I bounty hunt for Jaba Hutt To finance my 'Vettewicky wicky wooWell I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes 'Cause my time I don't like to waste.Slice you open like a Taun Taun Faster than the Autobahn Or a motorbike in Tron Do the deed and then I'm goneJaba has a hissyfit Contact Calrissian Over a colt, the plan unfolds No politic is legitBack in the day When I was a slave Living life in the fast lane Like in a pod raceMy mean streak tweaked I became a basket case So this space ace Split that place, poste hasteTook up a noble cause Called the Clone Wars 'Cause life's not all about Girls and carsGetting fucked up In fucked up bars See, I'm not a retard Or gay like de BargeI'm large and in charge With a face so scarred A cold black heart That's been torn apartThe Sith wish that they Had a dick so hard 'Cause it's long long ago In a pussy far farCall me master, 'cause I'm faster Than Pryor on fire I no longer have to hot wireI'm a hunter for hire With no plans to retire And all the sucka MC's Can call me sireMy backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)Well I bounty hunt for Jaba Hutt, (Jaba Hutt Jaba Hutt Jaba Hutt)...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)