VP of Fun and Party Planning

About Me

Born in Los Gatos, California. I lived their for 10 years. After that I moved to Washington to Issaquah. I stayed thier for 8 years. Then embarked on a journey to Tucson Arizona to go to the Univeristy of Arizona to play football. That lasted for a good 2 years, then I parted ways with my dreams because of the whole John Macovick ordeal. If you are familiar with the topic you know what I am talkin about. Now I am going to school to learn about Communications. Eh its going pretty well.I am almost there 10 credits left to graduate! 3 months closer to my WEDDING! Oh if you didn't know I am getting married to the bombshell in the pictures! Then jumping ship to Ixtapa for a 5 day honeymoon oh how sweet it is!The story of my life! I have graduate and been out of school for about a year now and boy has life changed. My wife and I are about to have our 1 year anniversary...Awesome! We are about one month away from our daughter Denice Ann McCalmont being born...Awesome! I am as close as you get to a promotion without being there. Oh! We bought a condo to about 8 months ago, just a bit late!
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My Interests

I LOVE SPORTS!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Blairs Father

Music:

Anthony Hamilton, Artie Shaw, Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis jr., Dean Martin, Dave Matthews Band, Audioslave, Red Hot ChilliPeppers, Sean Paul, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Incubus, Linkin Park, Ben Harper Live, Dashboard Confessional, and so on!!!

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Wedding Crashers, Road Trip, Meet the parents, Meet the fockers, I-Spy, pretty much anything that is ridiculously funny count me in.

Television:

Olympics!!!, Lost, CSI:Miami, Law & Order, Two and a half men, How i met your mother, Family guy, Thats about it!!!!

Books:

A long way gone: memoirs of a boy soldier by Ishmael Beah

Heroes:

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My Blog

The Truth about getting Married!

Hellz yeah only 4 days until i tie the knot! If only it would hurry up so I can surpass the wedding and get straight to the honeymoon. Yeah thats right! its going down! Only 4 days left of the cr...
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:44:00 PST

DID I GRADUATE?

Finally Graduated! Holy shit did it really happen did i really graduate? Being that I walked i hope so! cuz that would really suck if i didn't being 1 credit short. I think i did a satisfactory job th...
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Sat, 13 May 2006 08:27:00 PST

Dear Jakers!

Today was a very sad day. I cant explain the pain I feel inside. The love that is shared between a man and a dog is the love of companionship. It is a feeling that eveyday whether good or bad he will ...
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Mon, 08 May 2006 06:38:00 PST

How funny is this!

Check this site out!!!! www.elevatorrules.com
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:42:00 PST

SUPERBOWL PARTY

Hey everyone - This comming sunday February 5th we will be hosting a keg party to celebrate the superbowl. We will be having 2 kegs and jungle juice, 6 TV's, Beer pong, Burgers, Hotdogs, and some mone...
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:18:00 PST

The Perfect Day for Her/Him

THE PERFECT DAY-- FOR HER 8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 - Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday. 8:45 - Breakfast in bed: freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents: expe...
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 08:52:00 PST

How to talk to a bears fan!

Only two words matter anymore at Halas Hall. Super. Bowl. But so many others have leaped into the lexicon of Bears football throughout this fantastic, fun 11-4 season. So as the NFL postseason begins ...
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 08:50:00 PST

The holiday Season

In light of it being the holiday season test your bowstaff skills with snowcraft http://www.nny.com/holiday/snowcraft.htm
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 12:07:00 PST

What Grinds My Gears

" YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS" Designated Ugly Fat Friend Girls asking me to buy them a drink Drunken Idiots...
Posted by VP of Fun and Party Planning on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:55:00 PST