Ramona Quimby [TCB] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Goofy, are you okay?!?"

My Interests

Boner Jamz '03.///And oh yes! We will demolish that art that hangs above the designer furniture in the estates of the ruling class. Oh wretched luxury commodity! Oh vapid insidious object, pandering, groveling, despicable!///

I'd like to meet:

MACAFRAMA Trailer from MACAFRAMA on Vimeo .And Stuart Murdock....

Music:

NWA and Public Enemy. And Gangsta Rap.

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Movies:

THE SANDLOT Fever Pitch. Horror. Indie. Good Shit.

Television:

Lock Up Extended Stay on MSNBC!

Books:

Here is what I will always LOVE: Leo Tolstoy (I have a special place in my heart for a man who had over half of his children die in their youth), Chuck Palanuik (you like the juxtaposition of old and new there?), Raymond Chandler (yes, please read his work...its really dark, which is perfect for all you emo twats), Upton Sinclair (if you are not vegan/vegetarian, please read The Jungle, then check back with me), the most important woman in my life--SYLVIA PLATH, Toni Morrisson, Aldous Huxley, Beowulf, Fyodor Dostoevsky (try and spell THAT without looking, suckers), the second most important woman author in my life--FLANNERY O'CONNOR (if you like stories about crooked bible salesmen who steal girls' fake legs, this is the writer for you), Edith Wharton, and the men I will always cherish deep, deep in my heart--NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE (originally, Hathorne), and HERMAN MELVILLE. *sigh*

Heroes:

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My Blog

1000 Things You Ought to Know. Part XMCXXMMC (Whoa)

Do you wake up cranky? ---Not usually. I wake up feeling sleepy, but don’t feel cranky unless someone calls, or I have drive with idiots on the road (which is usually). If an ex said...
Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:28:00 PST

Numbering the Needles

I’m numbering these. They were not numbered prior to me getting my hands on this stupid survey. Or, maybe they were, but someone--a person who obviously has zero tendencies to act OCD--deleted...
Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:48:00 PST

1000 Things You Ought to Know. Part XVX

Life is not a game. Oh, wait, yeah it is. 1. Ever kissed a green eyed and brown haired personMyself, in the mirror....what?2. Can you see a phone right now?I can see it in my daydreams. It...
Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:40:00 PST

My life is reduced to this....200 ways till Sunday.

My Life In 200 Questions200. My middle name is:Elise. 199. I was born in:Winter Park, FL by way of birth parents from NY. I guess that's why I was drawn th...
Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:01:00 PST

And in this corner.....GRANDMA PARTAAYYYY!

GET INTO IT....
Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:52:00 PST

Roller Derby BOUT Time!

Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

1000 Things You Ought to Know. Part III

Fact Number III: I love to rollerskate. Okay, maybe you already knew that about me. IF you've been paying attention. But, chances are, if you haven't been paying attention thus...
Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:46:00 PST

1000 Things You Ought to Know. Part IV

I REALLY listened to NWA the whole way to work. Except now, I really don't want work. All I want to do is gat some fools. Great. I feel bad for anyone who calls my extension to...
Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:48:00 PST

roller derby fun. august 19. two thousand seven.

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Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:11:00 PST

I look a mess, son...

But I can still divulge yet another interesting fact about myself.Consider this number two on the road to 1000.Fact 2: I LOVE the movie Rize.....side bar--I want to Krump, paint my face like a clown,...
Posted by Ramona Quimby [TCB] on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:05:00 PST