i like hanging out with my grandmother. she has flappy shin on her arms and under her chin. she doesn't have ankles anymore. sometimes when we play cards it gets pretty crazy and she yells stuff like "i'll make you eat my asshole you toy !" or " go suck your fathers wet noodle". i always seem to lose so i end up telling her to fuck off and die already when the game ends. i dont really mean it tho. she always cooks the same thing, cream of mushroom soup from the can, and marshmellow squares for desert. it stinks. my grandmother drinks too much coffee and smokes two packs of bnh menthols a day. she's having a romantic relationship with a man she calls bert, but i've never seen him. she tries to talk about their sex but i always change the subject. one time, before i got the chance she blurted somthing about his penis being too small and having to use sex toys. i shudderd and quickly removed myself from the room. my grandmother and i do everything together. we shop at gt boutique for sales on milk and marshmellows( the colored packs of course) and somtimes we go to big buds for smokes. we also feed the ducks at this park near her house in vanier( they love her low fat ground beef paties).
its not as bad as it sounds. my grandomother is really cool and she doesnt smell that bad for an 86 year old who only takes a bath once a week. trust me, spend more time with your grandmother and you'll see what i meanLayout made by Nvrgrowup at CreateBlog.com .
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