Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said,"No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to
cook, stayed skinny, and farted whenever she wanted. The end
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
